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Rupert Murdoch

A "Rupert Murdoch" is a sexual act in which the person pisses on the bodies of murdered children and soldiers, then ejaculates on them, thus making the piss/semen mix "fair and balanced".
I heard that you can get a Rupert Murdoch in Bangkok for only 5 dollars.
by Practical Anarchist July 12, 2011
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Rule 35

An addendum to Internet Rule #34, which states "If there is not porn of it, porn will be made of it."
('net surfer 1): Man, I can't find Rule 34 porn of that obscure anime character anywhere.
('net surfer 2): Well, I can draw. Let's invoke Rule 35.
by Marshall_B May 29, 2008
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Emoji Rule

When you shouldn't use the same emoji as the person you're talking to just did.

AND

When putting emojis in a contact name, you yourself have to decide them if you are he one changing it. You cannot ask the person what emojis should be by their name. They can only choose if they take your phone and change the contact themselves. All other emojis in a contact are chosen by the phone owner
I can't pick my emojis for you! It's the emoji rule!
by Sunnydayss July 24, 2014
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The 18 Sigma Rules

sigma rule #1: You didn't fail them, they failed you
sigma rule #2: A chance you can take is a chance you will take
sigma rule #3: Intimidation is never unnecessary
sigma rule #4: Never say it's a joke
sigma rule #5: Never be anything besides True Neutral
sigma rule #6: Manipulation is never evil just because everyone hates it
sigma rule #7: Comprehend the behavior of everyone and how they can be sensitive
sigma rule #8: Treat everyone like a child
sigma rule #9: Ratio your way out of everything
sigma rule #10: Offend them
sigma rule #11: Psychological Warfare
sigma rule #12: Gain trust
sigma rule #13: Do not complain, accept it
sigma rule #14: Let your enemy underestimate you
sigma rule #15: If you can't beat them in combat, gaslight and break their mentality
sigma rule #16: Trauma is an invalid excuse
sigma rule #17: You are not mentally strong if you're easily offended
sigma rule #18: Do it now, not later
"You are not following The 18 Sigma Rules."
by anonymous May 24, 2022
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Rule 101

"We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you..."
rotfl, Rick Roll'd!
I enforce rule 101!
OMGWTF! Rick roll'd again!
by I.Anonymous December 14, 2008
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Rule#7

Lyrics to House Rules by Christian Kane - Don't touch the Women, but they can touch what ever they want to.
friend 1: What's Rule#7
Friend 2: Don't touch the women, but they can touch what ever they want to.
That's the Rule#7
by Slvr_tgr99 May 1, 2010
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Rule 35

Rule 35 is when no rule 34 is made for a show, book, movie, etc., rule 34 will be made of that.
Rich Double Ditch: "Scaria, I cant find any rule 34 for Bob's Burgers."
Scaria: "We will make that, I will invoke rule 35."
Rich Double Ditch: "Thanks mate."
by ScouDaLambZ96 April 9, 2016
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