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sam roberts

Canadian Rock Star that also looks a lot like Jesus
Sam Roberts Rocks!
Jesus Rocks!
by Benni Honna August 14, 2007
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rubber ducky

a yellow plastic duck, usu. squeaks, that one can play with in the bathtub.
Usu. very cute and very yellow.
by Cari December 15, 2003
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Louisiana Rubberband

While drilling a girl from behind you cut an industrial strength rubberband, that has been soaked in Louisiana Hot Sauce, and hold one end right over her ass orifice with your thumb and index finger. While still pumping her you take the other end of the rubber band and stretch it almost to its breaking point. You then release letting the rubberband do its work on the girl's orifice. The burning should last her seventeen days if done correctly.
Hey why is Anne walking so funny?
She got a Louisiana Rubberband last week.
by Jedi 007 October 12, 2005
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Rubber Duckin

The state of your penis before full erection. Half cocked to three fourths cocked. Pants with a slight bulge, not pitching a tent. Kinda half boner.

Can be used as Rubber Duck
I was up in the club rubber duckin.

I tried to stick it her ass but I was only rubber duckin.

I cant lift that my penis, I'm only rubber duckin right now.
by RobertDuckinIII July 4, 2009
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roeber

A child who can pull 5 or 6 sexy women in one night. It is not uncommon to see a roeber inpregnating beautiful women just so that the world can be a better place.
Girl 1: Did you see Justin Bieber! He is so sexy!
Girl 2: Yeah, but he is NO Roeber!
by bvblondie09 March 29, 2010
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robert planting

The act of pressing a semi erect penis against someone while wearing tight jeans.

Named after the legendary rock god Robert Plant who was the front man for the band Led Zeppelin. He was know for wearing tight jeans on stage when his penis could frequently be seen bulging down the left pant leg when he would become sexual aroused while making love to the music during another amazing performance.
My friend Robert Planted me when I was kneeling down picking something up. I felt his semi erect bulging cock press right against my fat bald head. (Robert Planting)
by Roberto Planto September 28, 2014
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Robertsdale

If you plan on incestful intercourses, then Robertsdale is right up your alley! Without shit to do except go to parties in every other city, these broke ass citizens just park in sonic or hangout in the Walmart parking lot. Full of whores and yee-yee miget dick, they drive around the city blaring their exaught to increase penis size and attract the easiest women in town. If you’re looking for cheap rent or women, then this “family friendly” location is the perfect place for you.
No one:

Robertsdale: Fuck Mexicans!
by arealmanwhodontcareatalllll March 11, 2019
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