Rehad

Rehad is one in a million, he's unexpected, but soon you'll realise he's exactly the person filling in all the things you were missing in life. He's a new level of perfect and the most caring person ever. Abit of a baby, but he has the softest heart. Also, don't make him sad, if you do, ice cream and unconditional love will fix it but just don't make him sad cause his crying face is dangerous. He's the smartest person you know, especially at maths, a big nerd with the cutest baby face. Also, don't fall for the cute eyes, or you're done for. The only thing you need to know is how to tie shoe laces and give good cuddles to keep a rehad :)

rehad is the most perfect person
also a human baby

by onlyyours<3 August 17, 2022

Reading Flu

Basically the crustiest fever you’ll ever experience caused by piss bottles shit bags and gazebo legs being repeatedly thundercunted at your tent at Reading

“Mate Ive just been at Reading”

“How was it”
“Decent but I feel like someones jammed a fat pulsating cock down my throat”
“Shit you might be coming down with Reading Flu”

by GuruOfTerminology August 31, 2022

Revact

From our roots as a clothing brand, we've evolved into Revact Media, a marketing agency proudly dubbed as Havana's AdWolves. Today, we serve esteemed clients in Miami and across the globe with our marketing expertise.

Wow, that ad is so slick! It's got Havana's AdWolves from Revact Media written all over it.

by PCCUBA September 27, 2023

cold reader

he who predorms <word>cold reading</word>

John Edwards is a very good cold reader.

by I know! February 8, 2004

Non-Reader

A term used to describe someone who, enjoys a series of movies based on books. Such as Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, or Twilight. However, they have never actually read any of the books.

Sarah: Hey did you like the last harry potter movie?
Cecelia: Yeah, it was awesome!
Sarah: Yeah, but I kind of liked the book more.
Cecelia: Oh, I've never read that.
Sarah: You've never read the book? What a Non-Reader..

by Clawdea December 3, 2011

Peter Reader

A person who actually does reading assignments for class that don't require any written answers.

Molly: What's the homework for class?

Peter: Read Part 1 Chapters 1 through 3.

Molly: There aren't any questions?

Peter: Nope, but you should still do the reading.

Molly: Fuck that, I'll just wing it.

Peter: Well I'm reading it because I want to be prepared.

Molly: Oh Peter Reader.

by Peter Reader February 3, 2013

Card Reader

noun
Larger than a coin slot, when 3 to 5 inches of a woman's ass crack is visible above the top of her jeans.

Check out that card reader, she really needs to pull her pants up.

by CaptainKen September 16, 2014