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religion

A self-imposed set of rules and restrictions.
I don't need religion to tell me what to do: I can decide what's right and what's wrong for myself.
by thebuffoon December 24, 2004
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Religion

The belief in gods or a God.

The cause of many wars throughout history.

The cause of many deaths throughout history.

Jesus wasn't a killer in disguise, he was just a guy who tried convincing people that it'd be a pretty sweet world if everybody was nice to each other.

.. Some people took it too far.
While I respect the Judeo-Christian ethic, as well as the Eastern philosophies and of course the teachings of Mohammad, I find that organized religion has corrupted those beliefs to justify countless atrocities throughout history. If I were to attend church, I'd be a hypocrite.
by grey street June 8, 2009
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A cult with an army
Christianity isn't a cult, it's a religion I tell you. Look at the crusaders!
by d4m4s74 September 8, 2009
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A lie. It causes death and hatred. It is told to children when they are little and they don't know any better so they are brainwashed into it. YOU DID NOT CHOOSE YOUR FAITH, IT WAS CHOSEN FOR YOU. YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BELIEVE IT, HAVE YOUR OWN OPINION. Free your mind and believe in the actual scientific facts.
John was taught religion from when he was little. He didn't know any better and was forced to believe it, now he is crazy.
by Richy_Greenback March 23, 2013
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A way of making sense of the world. Often religions invole a higher power i.e. God. It is easier to leave your problems to a higher power rather than to solve them yourself. As life got more complicated for humans, we developed religion out of laziness. The existance of religion today can be attributed to ignorance, laziness, tradition, and the need for a sense of purpose.
The major religion in America is Christianity.
by Sean Burton January 14, 2004
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all religion except for atheism is just an excuse for people to do stupid shit like do good to others and good things will happen to you, im sorry but your world doesnt work like that. in the real world, no matter what in your life the shit will hit the fan, then you will pray to your fake god and wonder, what the fuck just happened? and you will finally realize... your a dumbass.
religion, Christianity, Judaism, Buddhism, Hinduism, Islamic, Confucianism, etc.
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Something that crazy people (most of humanity) believe due to being brainwashed from birth.
Most continue to believe, even as adults due to primal fear and anxiety over their mortality.
Religion is fast fading in advanced nations, but still quite important in poor nations due to lack of education.
by NedStark June 7, 2013
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