garage racing

Going into your garage to sit on your motorcycle, because it's still too "out of season" for use.

I put the springer front end on my chopper, and did some February 'garage racing' afterwards.

by D. Gould February 20, 2006

Racing

The act of being racist.

Person 1 - Asians are terrible drivers.
Person 2 - Woah dude. Stop racing.

by 12kate34 August 22, 2011

Facebook Raping

The act of liking every status someone has made late at night or early in the morning to provoke surprise on the victims part when they wake up to over 100 notifications.

Person 1: Goodmorning Facebook... Let's check my notifications

*182*

*Sam has liked your status*

*Sam has liked your status*

*Sam has liked your status*

*Sam has liked your status*

etc.

Person 1: Someone was Facebook Raping me last nigh while I was asleep.

by sage_guy January 19, 2011

Raging Bull

As you are engaged in intercourse with your partner you jam your 2 index fingers in her anus and then insert one finger in each nostril, hold on and pull.

After the Raging Bull I gave that girl she smelled shit for a week!

by Oliver Shnabivawitz March 24, 2010

raging boner

A raging boner is the hard-on I got when several other cadets gave me a spit-roast deluxe after they made me take 300mg of Viagra when I didn't need it.

I had a raging boner for five hours after they made me take Viagra and spit-roasted me in the cadet showers at the gym -- I had four cumgasms, several dry-gasms, and I'm cum-drunk!

by USAF Cadet October 20, 2020

turtle racing

slang/code for "smoking marijuana".

wanna do some turtle racing after work? i have some really nice purple ones.. heheh

by magnetic August 23, 2006

Raging Emu

This counter strike to another victim is proceeded by inserting the male genitalia into the womens anal orphus in which you do you shall have some fesies left on ur shaft. Following that u should scatter feathers on your penal area and just as she goes to suck on your john thomas you quickly beat her face with your TALLYWACKER while pronouncing the mating call of the African Emu

Boy, my whife looks like she got a woodchiper to the face after I gave her that Raging Emu.

by poop220 April 18, 2008