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Ruby Log Jam

A bloody bowel obstruction. Symptoms include light headedness, a full stomach, and no bowel movement for more than 7 days. Please go to the hospital immediately if you have these symptoms.
When she finally pooped, she was relieved of her Ruby Log Jam.

Every time I eat chipotle, I get a Ruby Log Jam.
by #Nurseratchet October 31, 2021
mugGet the Ruby Log Jammug.

Ruby Rosed it up

Another way of saying "you really fucked it up this time."
You Ruby Rosed it up this time.
by Wilkinstein October 21, 2019
mugGet the Ruby Rosed it upmug.

Ruby and katie

Ruby and katie go out you don’t pull your friends 6 times in 1 day
Hey ruby and katie

don’t hate me for this xoxo 🥺
by Boo bear 🥺🥺 May 4, 2022
mugGet the Ruby and katiemug.

ruby

one word to describe her CRAZYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hihihihihihihihi from ruby byee
by food2692 June 25, 2019
mugGet the rubymug.

Ruby

A gorgeous red head who knows how to make you laugh, she’s a twat that shows for checks and gets everyone to simp, she’s a horror yet comedy movie in one person
Is that a twat? Oh!! That must be Ruby

Oh is she red headed? That must be Ruby!

Is she a chav ? Oh her name must be Ruby

She’s scary ? Her name is definitely ruby

Are her fit checks the best thing ever? Must be Ruby
by Airs :) July 17, 2021
mugGet the Rubymug.

Ruby

Ruby is a bitch
by Mabababa January 25, 2022
mugGet the Rubymug.

Rude Ruby

noun ( ro͞od-ˈro͞obē )

The aftermath of removing a glass butt-plug that is too large for the wearer; resulting in a ripped sphincter and/or a bloody butt plug.
"How was the date?"

"It was going great, until I ended up shitting out a Rude Ruby."
by BigWick-a-Boiii July 21, 2022
mugGet the Rude Rubymug.

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