ripped

Ripped (adj.) - 1) Having well toned muscles, see jacked.
2) Being extremely intoxicated, usually from narcotic use.

Rip (verb) - 1) To copy the files from an audio CD to a computer.
2) To pass gas loudly.

Whoa, did you see his abs? That guy is ripped!

Oh man, I was ripped last night from all of that pot.

I ripped the newest Jay-Z CD after buying it. You want me to burn you a copy?

I ripped one so bad last night that we had to evacuate the room for a few minutes!

by The Pants April 5, 2008

Ripping kitten

To involve oneself in an extreme, brutal act of sexual intercourse with a woman, and, in doing so, damaging her; drunken rape.

"So Kyle what'd you do this weekend man?"

"Ah you know, went to a party, got wasted with these two chicks and ripped some kitten all night long."

"Ah, nice, nice to know my bud's out ripping kitten."

by Lord of Lightness April 12, 2008

Ripplestillskin

The clitoral hood.

Your ripplestillskin is sticky, are you cheating on me?

by Rex Cox April 8, 2009

rippeder-er

When you smoke a lot of weed, then smoke a lot more, you become rippeder. Then you decide to smoke crack You are now rippeder-er.

joint - ripped
blunt - rippeder
blunt + crack - rippeder-er

by badmojo24 February 13, 2009

ripping tits

A humorous term used to exaggerate a point/story to make it seem more exciting or interesting.

1.) "When I had my Monte Carlo I was rippin' tits down that highway!"
(i.e. speeding; exaggerating how fast he drove)

2.) "I was ripping tits on guitar at the show last night."
(i.e. playing well; exaggerating how well he played)

by EyelessArchfiend August 6, 2009

ripped the cheese

It's similar to who cut the cheese which means farted

My friend just ripped the cheese on purpose

by Scruff scruff October 22, 2015

ripped taco

when bruce takes a giant shit

Me: Aww man, Bruce just ripped taco on the floor!

by NiggaWhoLikesHead February 5, 2019