rat tat

Refers to any and all of the foolish stick on tatoos, including metallics, available at drugstores, Kmart and bad mall tween junk shops

Stefanie has a shiny rat tat on her neck today.

by KImCobain February 19, 2015

captain rats

Australian slang term used to imply that someone is completely crackers. An analogy used to convey a state of insanity, possibly catalysed by heavy consumption of legal or illegal substances.

eg1. Policeman: He threatened the victim with a spork, held her hostage and demanded the ransom be paid in bananas... He was captain rats.

eg2. Josef Fritzl is captain rats.

by Coco schmoko September 4, 2009

rat raper

The most demonstrative, awful type of person who looks like they would engage in the lewd and disgusting act of having unconsentual sex with a rodent.

Did you see that douchebag hitting on me earlier? I would have given him my number, but he looked like a rat raper, so I declined.

by Sara Jacobsen February 8, 2006

Sacristy Rat

A term used especially in the Catholic and Episcopal Churches to describe an unordained individual so devoted to his Church that he is seldom seen to leave. He can often be observed meticulously arranging the fair linens, compulsively rearranging the altar candles in descending order of height, and maintaining the integrity of the reserve sacrament at all hours of the night. Outside of their eccleastical duties, Sacristy rats have a reputation for being heavy drinkers, particularly in the Episcopal Church.

"Look, Richard's rearranging the linens again. He just did that a few minutes ago."
"Dude's a Sacristy Rat, yo."

by HomerosSimpson August 24, 2013

hoe rat

A bitch from the hood who sleep around, similiar to the hood rat, but one who sleeps around more.

"Man that girl is fine"
"Stay away from her, she's a hoe rat, shes got that croch on rot."

by Goody G December 13, 2008

sex rat

Matted section of hair on the back of a long-haired guy or gal after a night of debauchery.

Ew look at that sex rat - I know what he was up to last night.

by teej haystack May 24, 2014

rat beef

1. A bitch (nasty person) who has rat features (teeth, general stance etc), or who has rat like qualities (high pitched squeak, high heart rate etc).

2. Applied to women with rather meaty vaginas.

1. She is vey much a rat beef.

2. She has a rat beef.

by billjim December 6, 2006