Anubis Rangers Mom

This is a wild specimen in which a super FAAAAT whale is able to walk on the land and reproduce, it is a very dangerous specimen and will eat every thing in a 100 mile radius if encountered

Person: OMG, is that anubis rangers mom
Person2: yes it is we are fucked
Anubis Rangers Mom: *eats everything*

by Gandolf The Goat February 26, 2024

Ranger docking

Ranger docking-

Military Personnel on mission, or in a FTX-

2 males, 1 circumcised, 1 not. Place the tips of their penises together, slide the foreskin over the circumcised penis, making a successful dock. With free hands, firing weapons and letting the vibration do the work.

It's not gay if you're on mission or in the field a while.

Michael begged to be ranger docked after a 30 day FTX was extended halfway through. Jason slid up to him, they were ranger docking for hours until the ran out of ammo, and the OPFOR overtook them.

by TxHuey June 4, 2017

BEAT UP THE RED RANGER

on December 26 , you are allowed to beat up the red Ranger (time force ) for free , he cannot fight back .

"yo bro , this is our chance to beat up the red ranger , for free !"

by AyoBruhDont December 26, 2022

Ranger Tan

Typically a tan that occurs on Philmont Rangers that gives them a farmers tan on their arms if they are wearing their short sleeve working uniform and a v-neck tan. This is due to the long amounts of time Rangers spend in the backcountry at Philmont either with crews, on days off, or on an assignment for a work day. This is not exclusive however to just the Ranger Department and can often be seen in off duty Backcountry and on/off duty Conservation Department staff and other staff who are out in the backcountry for a period of time. The more inclusive term is "Philtan".

"Dang dude, being out at Philmont for three months this summer really gave you a Ranger tan".

by Mrawesomesauce101 October 1, 2018

ranger

it's like the n word but for redheads.

ranger: speaks
anyone: "shut up r*nger"

by RainbowKitties_ April 22, 2021

Ranger Team

Usually some type of douchbag that has no life and has to attempt to take part in your life.
These kinds of people do not like anyone or anything, they quickly snap and will stab you in the back at any time.

Crikey, better stay away from that Ranger Team right there!

by Harlots April 1, 2009

ranger dave

A swamplike creature known for craw diving and bathing in mud that picks up nasty skank hoes for their crabs and rim jobs.

That cat at the party was ranger dave with them bitches.

by hooker cat July 20, 2014