"Oh my god, it was me and Brad's first time having last night and i think i queefed!!! Oh my god, i was so embarrassed!! But he told me that he thought it was hot! Ew!
by Stephanizzle Pimpettizzle May 16, 2006
Get the queef mug.when a angry woman squats an inch over a sleeping individual's face and squirts out a sloppy vaginal fart
i woke up this morning and had green shmeg all up on my nose and then i remembered me and my girl was figting last night; bitch musta queef fucked my while i was sleepin'.
by victom of the pussy's poop August 4, 2003
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A vaginal fart.
by BP Cubed March 24, 2009
Get the Queef mug.When a group of lovely girls arrange into a circular pattern with a pillow in the center of the circle. The pillow is used to catch the Vagina Farts produced by the women.
Meg got in a queef circle with all her friends and used a pillow as a biscuit to catch the vaginal farts.
by Iceberg88 January 7, 2011
Get the Queef Circle mug.A word that means anything and everything. Usually used in a derogatory manner but can be used as a compliment too.
You can't make it tonight? You are such a queece.
Bro, you have to see this movie, it is so queece.
Can you queece me out for a sec? I am having trouble with this.
I just queeced.
Bro, you have to see this movie, it is so queece.
Can you queece me out for a sec? I am having trouble with this.
I just queeced.
by queecedog October 22, 2013
Get the Queece mug.When you get eye level with a girls vagina whisper "who's the boss?" and then proceed to headbutt her in the vagina as hard as you can forcing her to queef.
I was going down on shaunte last night and gave her the danza queef but had to repeatedly headbutt her vag because i couldn't force enough air in.
by VanVterror April 16, 2010
Get the Danza Queef mug.Instead of farting out of your ass, the fart comes out of the penis. The fart crawls up your sweating ball sack and pops out.
Austin and Suzy were having sex when Austin felt a fart coming on, he was balls deep so his sack was sweating and he popped a fart out of his penis. Balls queef (queefing out of the balls) (like a queef but a fart out of the balls)
by GetEarFucked1990 January 3, 2012
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