Potting

Word used to describe the act of smoking insanely questionable amounts of marijuana, related to the word "potted" meaning to be high as fuck

Dude, wanna go potting with me? Mann..Im aleady potted

by 9milepotters January 12, 2017

punting apples

"Punting Apples" (v.) "the act by which one defies the will of god through means of touching fruit with his or her bottom-most appendage. Furthermore adding high-velocity to said object by rapidly connecting ones foot to the fruit; Becoming a full time sinner."

ie. "I was going to go to mass today, but Morgan convinced me that punting apples is way more fun."

by Killjoy14 April 14, 2017

Potting plants

Getting cummed in

Man i put a really nice plant in her pot;
Im potting plants

by Laret December 10, 2017

Petting Eugene

A euphemism for sexual activity, of any kind, esp. when done in the wee hours of the night quietly so as to avoid attention from sleepybois nearby.

Wonton: what were you and Lois doing up so late last night?
Avi: we were petting Eugene...
Wonton: uh huh....”petting Eugene”
Avi: 😳

by DaddyHume February 19, 2018

Petting your dog

One of the most relaxing things you can possibly do. It releases a hormone called oxytocin, which reduces stress

Like many other Americans, I come home and pet my dog. You see, petting your dog, is one of the most relaxing things you can possibly do.

by TheConfusedPotato July 17, 2019

Pottingsmead

An armchair scientist trained in the art of beaker cleaning.

Sounds like Sean Connery and looks like Jack Black.

Also a massive bender.

Look at the dickhead over there. He's a right Pottingsmead...

by n1ghtshad3d December 20, 2019

Punting

Kicking a male partner in the balls during sex then swapping roles or "teams" in which one begins to ferociously fuck the living shit out of them (if female: attach strap on and go wild, if male: use given equipment and go wild)

Peggy was punting Paul prior to patting him on the back for being such a champ.

by Griimace February 14, 2020