by EpicLolly36 June 14, 2021
Get the Puss Green Goochmug. The Pumpkin puss wagon is synonymous with a reverse harem gang bang. 1 dude, lots of puss. But, it’s for the basic bitches.
To successfully complete a Pumpkin puss wagon, you need to get a bunch of basic girls with their ugg boots, leggings and flannels on a fall tractor ride. The shit with hay and pumpkins.
When the tractor starts going is when you bend them over the side of the tractor. You fuck them and stick a squash in their ass.
All the bumps and jumps of the tractor is sure to make this difficult, but well worth the nut.
Bonus points if you can get a pumpkin in someone’s ass.
To successfully complete a Pumpkin puss wagon, you need to get a bunch of basic girls with their ugg boots, leggings and flannels on a fall tractor ride. The shit with hay and pumpkins.
When the tractor starts going is when you bend them over the side of the tractor. You fuck them and stick a squash in their ass.
All the bumps and jumps of the tractor is sure to make this difficult, but well worth the nut.
Bonus points if you can get a pumpkin in someone’s ass.
by Sickfuckers September 24, 2022
Get the Pumpkin Puss Wagonmug. A highly lethal and contagious STD that causes small green growths around your vagina (which is either obtained by way of the disease or preexisting). These growths burst and omit a glowing green waste product.
by the omnipotent garage door January 31, 2014
Get the green puss diseasemug. by Andreypersson January 25, 2017
Get the pizza dough pussmug. When the warm brown residuals from your baby cannon have glazed the dick on the last day of your period.
After a week, I gave him the ol' burnt pork puss.
On day 4, God spoke and said "Give me burnt pork puss or give me death"
On day 4, God spoke and said "Give me burnt pork puss or give me death"
by MargoFromFargo April 22, 2020
Get the Burnt pork pussmug. by 4realazitgits March 3, 2021
Get the Eat a puss rexmug. Women whom are lucky enough to be born with the elite "pristine" vagina which many women opt to obtain through surgical procedures, which noticeably lacks saggy or meat curtains, "roast beef", "brisket", or "Philly Cheese-steak".
Women who have such surgeries done (labiaplasty) are socially said to have "joined Team Glamour Puss".
Women who fall under the category of Team Glamour Puss have vaginas with physical appearance that most people are comfortable with. While ugly and unpleasant vaginas may be in the majority, these are the ones men (and lesbians dream about while they are pounding and daring to muff dive in the ugly ones.
Women who have such surgeries done (labiaplasty) are socially said to have "joined Team Glamour Puss".
Women who fall under the category of Team Glamour Puss have vaginas with physical appearance that most people are comfortable with. While ugly and unpleasant vaginas may be in the majority, these are the ones men (and lesbians dream about while they are pounding and daring to muff dive in the ugly ones.
Thoughts of Female Watching Porn: "This porno is lame, the guy is hot but I'm too distracted by the unsightly appearance of his female co-star's meat curtains to enjoy his techniques... I'm so glad I'm Team Glamour Puss!!!"
Exclamation: "Team Glamour Puss For The Win!!!"
Exclamation: "Team Glamour Puss For The Win!!!"
by TGPFTW September 27, 2011
Get the Team Glamour Pussmug.