Puerto-Rican't

one with Puerto Rican heritage, who refuses or is too lazy to do... well, mainly anything.

"I'm tired of paying for your welfare checks, you lazy Puerto-Rican't!"

by Anonymous May 31, 2006

puerto rico

An Island located to the west of the Dominican Republic. Annexed by the U.S. and now basically is part U.S. Puerto Rico has no identity they are owned by the U.S. Puerto Rico uses U.S. currency. When vacationing in Puerto Rico do not talk or get comfortable with the island women for they are actually penis bearing transexuals. As for the puerto rican male population, they are often called faggots due to their obsession with plucking eyebrows that often look better than their mothers. American Puerto Rican women don't marry their own but often marry african american thugs. Puerto Ricans don't believe in god but only in Rosie Perez.

puerto rico the home of transexuals, ricky martin and rosie perez

by Sonia Sotomayor August 29, 2009

Puerto ricaned up

When something is all laced or gaudy or just puerto rican

Lydia's had a big lace thing on it, it was puerto ricaned up.

by Chris complements of Mrs. Furgeson October 27, 2003

Puerto Rico

North American excrement from pangea

Puerto Ricans are under actually the impression that Puerto Rico is an actual country. Hahahaha

by Smokey5955 January 20, 2009

puerto rican princess

A prostitute. Deragatory.

That slut is a real Puerto Rican Princess.

by Sean June 14, 2006

Puerto rican sunglasses

When a person falls asleep with their head tilted backwards, and another person puts their testicals over the passed out persons eyes.

That random guy from the party last night passed out way too early...so he got the puerto rican sunglasses.

by Arctic02Z September 3, 2010

puerto rican tuxedo

denim on top and bottom

dude, what a loser, a denim shirt and jeans. the classic puerto rican tuxedo.

by mikypejsek October 28, 2013