prodecation

the act of faking something huge in the hopes of getting benefits such as money, power, happiness, etc

guy: my sister wants to start a prodecation in my whole family
guy 2: your sister is wild

by nobilly7 February 10, 2023

Professional Bed Tester

An individual who hooks up with random strangers frequently and stays the night in their bed.

I didn't realize Jessica was a professional bed tester till she told me her body count.

by Cpt. Chlamydia March 28, 2023

professional street hamsta

definition 1: when one is undeniably the best street hamsta around town
definition 2: white people way of avoiding the n-word

guy 1: see that dude over there
guy 2: who?
guy 1: he do be the most professional street hamsta around the block.
guy 2: aight bet.

by myggefar May 23, 2023

professorware

Flaky software written by a student with minimal help or oversight from their professor. They just wanted to graduate so they got the bare minimum working, didn't document any comments, or fully test the software. Usually they dump the code on a public site like GitHub along with a publication and the code goes unmaintained for years, with no commits, branches, or any other activity since it was first uploaded.

I tried getting that algorithm working from that 10 year old paper, but it is professorware. I couldn't install all the dependencies because it only runs on Windows XP.

by fellock May 23, 2023

Professional

A person who:

- Can be polite
- Can be efficient
- Has a plan to kill everyone they meet

"Professionals have standards" - The Sniper

by Chicken_absorber October 12, 2023

pajama professional

(n.) -- a person who works from his or her home, often lounging around in pajamas all day or putting on some informal clothes as the day goes on.

"My brother in Alaska has become a certified pajama professional now; he makes a nice living from his home office and never has to wear a suit and tie anymore. I love it!"

Overheard at a watercooler in Seattle on October 25, 2009

by PRwiz101 October 29, 2009

deuce processor

To go number 2 in someone's desktop computer. Similar to an upper decker, but much more inappropriate.

The gentleman with the dickeration was not pleased to find some had installed a deuce processor in his machine overnight.

by knasty2 February 3, 2010