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professorware

Flaky software written by a student with minimal help or oversight from their professor. They just wanted to graduate so they got the bare minimum working, didn't document any comments, or fully test the software. Usually they dump the code on a public site like GitHub along with a publication and the code goes unmaintained for years, with no commits, branches, or any other activity since it was first uploaded.
I tried getting that algorithm working from that 10 year old paper, but it is professorware. I couldn't install all the dependencies because it only runs on Windows XP.
professorware by fellock May 23, 2023
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professorwatchlist.org 

a HUAC like list of incompetent college professors in the United States who spread Obama's liberal propaganda in the classroom instead of engaging in a polite and civilized discussion and debate about issues facing America in a Trump presidency.
if these professors don't understand what taxation without representation means than obviously professorwatchlist.org is doing its job and these professors should be fired.

professorvapes 

A vape reviewer from the uk who can be found on youtube. Specialises in making vape products.
You need to check out what professorvapes has to say
professorvapes by Professirvapes November 23, 2021

ProfessorWRizz 

Yo it be me, my name is q=mcdeltaT. Everyday I be spittin' heat because I'm a boss that you can't beat. When your hoe comes knocking at my door, you know that you ain't got her anymore. They be saying that physics gets all the bitches but chemistry hits without any misses so when you put me in this position, don't mind when I come out swingin'. They be sayin' that I'm an elmo on the streets and a cookie monster in the sheets. You know I be the CEO of deceit, so why don't you come to my bathroom suite? Little hoe came over to meet, afterward, I stole her meat. All the opps be hatin' meanwhile, my bitch count is acceleratin'. When I see an opp acting like a clown, I make sure that I shoot em' down. You know me I pack a hundred rounds because you can't swim, you only drown.
ProfessorWRizz just stole yo girl.
ProfessorWRizz by himonddosama November 22, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026