potato bop

Smashing a potato on someones head. Results are usually funnier on a stranger. Enjoy.

*squish*
You: What the Hel...?
Me: Ahahaha got you!
You: Ohh, you sure did potato bop me! Haha.

by bopper4747 December 17, 2013

Potato Drunk

When a person is so drunk they become unresponsive to any and all stimuli

A: See that girl over there at the bar? She just necked four quad vods

B: Is she asleep? Or dead?

A: Nah, she's just potato drunk

by Potato1 December 28, 2013

Potatii

Multiple potato. (Po-Tate-Eye)

Hey bruhhhhh, pass the potatii

No, get your own potatii

by Thatadamdude August 2, 2014

Potato

Sickest ️️lookin thing on the block

Jess: Bro is dat a potato
Cooper: Bloody oath it is m8

by Oldm8 September 28, 2015

Potato Printing

Pressing a wet vagina onto sexual partner's body, creating a stamp like effect of you own vagina with your come.

Ellie was potato printing on Mary's ass as she grinded on her.

by park roadie January 11, 2016

Potato

1) A starch-filled crop, usually grown in bulk by farmers. Tastes great boiled and salted.
2) Someone who is excessively fat.

1) Hey man, could you bring me a bowl of mashed potatoes?
2) Get off the sofa, you fatass potato!

by The Epicest face ever July 26, 2016

Potato Salad Thread

When an online discussion deviates from the original topic and you end up talking about something totally unrelated.

So much for getting advice on fixing my car, this really turned into a potato salad thread.

by Belly Slap September 22, 2016