you poor thing

if you say this and have a ghost face mask account on tiktok and use that one audio… you literally suck mad did

“ you poor thing. „

by rossumsbabe September 16, 2021

Poor Bob

When you shit on someone tile floor then active the Roomba.

I snuck into Johnnys house and gave him a Poor Bob that he’d never forget.

by Funkyfur October 8, 2022

Poor

A person that is Extremely Skinny

You need to eat more, you’re starting to get Poor

by Dmoney1000 November 9, 2019

dough-poor

1. Any person engaged in following orders from or what amounts to selling their time and/or services in order to receive any illicit substances.

2. To have little or no physical money.

1. That chick is such a dough-poor, she gets naked when she walks in the plugs door.

2. I’m so dough-poor I couldn’t buy a stick of gum.

by Stillbill July 30, 2024

poor banker

A hobo that asks you to "deposit" your money to his "bank" instead of you depositing your money somewhere else.

broke kid: *sees a thick pocket* Ayy lmao wanna deposit your money? 100% of your money goes to my benefit!
rich kid: No mate I'd rather go to wells fargo.
bystanders: Crikey! $That poor banker got a run for his money!

by watdafuq January 8, 2019

poor check

When someone asks if you have enough money for a item or service you are trying to purchase.

"Yeah my mom poor checked me when I asked if I could buy a sword"

by AidenTucky March 20, 2024

Poor Gamer Syndrome

Being too poor to to buy the games you desire.

"i just had a dream of Poor Gamer Syndrome"

by _Gamer_Moment_ April 22, 2020