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plastic cockney

One who puts on a fake London accent and adopts dialectical features which do not suit his/her own personality. Ultimately resulting in looking like a jeb end.
That Danny is a right plastic cockney I bet he was born in fucking Buckingham
by Rascal Mondays August 22, 2015
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Plastic Lasers

Someone gaslights you into oblivion with false feelings and false transgressions; so much so that it makes you question your sanity.
My ex hit me with the plastic lasers. She wouldnt answer her phone for days and when I hit her up like "where've you been?!" She'd cry her eyes out saying she goes out because I don't want to spend time with her; that I'm 'selfish and 'superficial' but she knows I have football practice and I'm super focused on my scholarship. I told her that I had priorities but she was like "that never happened." and that I'm " ignoring her needs." Complete one-eighty the conversation .
by TheDigitalRealist August 27, 2021
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Plastic fan

Someone who doesn’t know shit about a sports star or team but just follows their hype but doesn’t know shit about them
Person 1: “Hey look it’s a plastic fan”

Person 2: “How do you know
Person 1: “He thinks Anthony Joshua would beat Tyson Fury
by bigjimmy68 April 7, 2020
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Plastic Express

Originally man made from the United States. Largest retail seller of plastic dildos.
Have your seen the new release from Plastic Express?
by Nattylightice February 11, 2022
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Plastic

kardashians are more plastic than in the ocean
by Knight_of_memes September 14, 2020
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Plastic Fantastic

Like the term "Wonder 9" but in reference to polymer framed, striker fired pistols.
I prefer a steel framed handgun with a nice trigger like the 1911. Not those plastic fantastics like the Glock and M&P.
by lmao4124 June 15, 2024
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