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Flock of Pigeons

A term used to describe when you have more than one supervisor at your workplace, upwards of four.

When there is a Flock of Pigeons flying above you at your place of work, you will be incapable of thinking, making decisions or taking the initiative on your own.

For example, if you come up with an idea to improve worker satisfaction which will lead to increased worker productivity, you will have to bring up that idea to the first Pigeon. The first Pigeon or Pigeon 1 will tell you that it has to discuss with the Pigeon above them before anything is decided. So, Pigeon 1 will head-bob their way to Pigeon 2 and the second Pigeon will also say that it has to take the idea to the Pigeon above them and so on and so forth. After your idea is discussed amongst all the Pigeons, they will come to the conclusion that since the idea was not thought of by the Flock itself, it must be rejected.

All that time wasted discussing the idea itself, no actual work or change happens when the Flock of Pigeons gets together.
Jack: Hey, listen to this. I had an idea to -
Logan: Slow down, I'm going to stop you right there. If you have any idea at all, don't waste your time telling me. You'll have to bring it to the Flock of Pigeons. Then again, it'll be a waste of time either way.
by Prophet Dusk March 6, 2021
mugGet the Flock of Pigeonsmug.

Pigeon boy

A big beak nose boy called Joseph pigeon sevenoaks
Jack brooker said pigeon boy!
by GLITTERGARY May 14, 2015
mugGet the Pigeon boymug.

Scarce pigeon

American guy that loves rust. Loves the gay shit Phoenix does to him and wants to do it back. Hates niggas
Phoenix: i wanna fuck you pigeon
Scarce pigeon: i wanna fuck him back but i cant cuz hes a minor
by Angry_Salad August 17, 2022
mugGet the Scarce pigeonmug.

Pigeon shit

When a disc golfer shows up to the course intoxicated from whiskey and marijuana. This golfer usually shoots the worst score and walks around with his lip dragging on the ground. He also wears boots covered in bird shit and falls off the tee boxes because he is so drunk!
Did you guys see that pigeon shit yesterday?
mugGet the Pigeon shitmug.

Bloated Pigeon

Where the dick rest's on the balls.
Hey Susan, Jerry was laying in bed naked today and his package looked like a bloated pigeon.
by Jberry0816 March 2, 2024
mugGet the Bloated Pigeonmug.

clay pigeon shoot

"Did your girl come over last night?"
" Nah, I was in a bad way dude. All I could manage was a clay pigeon shoot."
by zen123 July 29, 2016
mugGet the clay pigeon shootmug.

Coke pigeon

A broke, nagging slut or annoying, useless goof that flocks to where ever the coke is being dumped out. Often doesn't have their own smokes or booze either.
I was doin rails in my truck, when a coke pigeon nearly broke my window trying to get at the blow.
by Coke Hogan September 7, 2017
mugGet the Coke pigeonmug.

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