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pigeoned

When you and another person are communicating in a thread, a third party jumps in a drops a load of shit into the thread and then disappears.
dude - last night I was having a great conversation with Trista on FB - some random chick popped in and PIGEONED our chat.
by pithhelmet October 20, 2020
mugGet the pigeonedmug.

pigeon

Someone that is constantly hating, bashing and shitting on your ideas or people. Doesnt matter where your at either theres always that one person. In translation to a pigeon because they shit on everything and anywhere that is nice,hot,ugly, exc.
eric: this party sucks i hate these people, they dont even have good alcohol, and this place smells....
josh: bro your being a pigeon if you dont wanna be here leave...
by LiveLikeABoss October 25, 2011
mugGet the pigeonmug.

Rigid Pigeon

The term "rigid pigeon" refers to a state or condition characterized by extreme stiffness, inflexibility, or strict adherence to rules, norms, or procedures. It stands in direct contrast to the notion of being "loosey goosey," implying a lack of relaxation, adaptability, or freedom in approach, behavior, or mindset. This phrase typically describes someone or something that is overly structured, constrained, or resistant to change, often lacking spontaneity or the ability to improvise.
The manager's rigid pigeon approach stifled innovation within the project.
by mojolongball January 2, 2024
mugGet the Rigid Pigeonmug.

Flock of Pigeons

A term used to describe when you have more than one supervisor at your workplace, upwards of four.

When there is a Flock of Pigeons flying above you at your place of work, you will be incapable of thinking, making decisions or taking the initiative on your own.

For example, if you come up with an idea to improve worker satisfaction which will lead to increased worker productivity, you will have to bring up that idea to the first Pigeon. The first Pigeon or Pigeon 1 will tell you that it has to discuss with the Pigeon above them before anything is decided. So, Pigeon 1 will head-bob their way to Pigeon 2 and the second Pigeon will also say that it has to take the idea to the Pigeon above them and so on and so forth. After your idea is discussed amongst all the Pigeons, they will come to the conclusion that since the idea was not thought of by the Flock itself, it must be rejected.

All that time wasted discussing the idea itself, no actual work or change happens when the Flock of Pigeons gets together.
Jack: Hey, listen to this. I had an idea to -
Logan: Slow down, I'm going to stop you right there. If you have any idea at all, don't waste your time telling me. You'll have to bring it to the Flock of Pigeons. Then again, it'll be a waste of time either way.
by Prophet Dusk March 6, 2021
mugGet the Flock of Pigeonsmug.

Pigeon Toss

It is simply a 'hands cupped, ball clap' Done from the the rear, between the legs (of the male victim/friend)while standing. Meant as a funny gesture to shock the person when they least expect it.
More details:
This surprise, obnoxious, inappropriate act is meant to be done to a male wherein the person (coming from behind) walks up to the 'male victim' crouches down with arms forward elbows closely aligned, with the hands face up cupped together (similar to how we do when washing our face bent over a sink) and in fast motion reach in from underneath the victim, with hands low between the victims legs, hands cupped, stands up while swinging up,and 'cup slaps' the balls of the victim, then retreats laughing..wake up buddy! You just got pigeon tossed!
Someone should pigeon toss him, it'll wake him up.
by TheCuriousMonkey May 26, 2024
mugGet the Pigeon Tossmug.

Pigeon Post

Ancient social media platform enabled by pigeons. Its first recorded use was in Persia, and it was used notably in World Wars 1 & 2. Fossil records show that shitposts on Pigeon Post were actual bird droppings.
Pigeon Post workers went on strike today for being paid literal peanuts for wages.
by haqlberry July 11, 2022
mugGet the Pigeon Postmug.
1. "If you even try to run or fly away, I have a gun, and I'll grind you like a pigeon"
by RealJake? September 27, 2025
mugGet the I'll Grind you like a pigeonmug.

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