Packard

Someone who wastes all your time because of something they forgot or screwed up on.

(Teenager begs for phone. You work hard to buy it for them. Kid rarely uses it.)
That teen is such a packard.

by PurpleProdigy May 18, 2016

picasso

when your shit is so explosive that it paints the entire inside of the toilet brown.

"Damn it grandma, make sure you flush twice when you picasso"

by Johny Hopkins January 11, 2010

Painting a Picasso

The action of cumming on a womans stomach,back or face

bro,ashley let me fuck her in the ass then paint a picasso..

by Ted April 7, 2005

pick a card, any card

pick a card, any card.
Drink if it is a 2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,jack,queen,king,joker or ace of spades, clubs, hearts or diamonds
you must drink.
The game goes clockwise, but if you drank then you have to pick another card, any card.

kathleen: 'Garry, pick a card, any card'
*Garry picks card*
Kathleen: Drink!
Garry: weaiguvogmkanetjewokgbmk (He is too drunk for words)

by Kathleenthorpe January 24, 2009

Boomshakalaka Package

Refers to a trim package on a car IE; Gold Chain Link License Plate Holder, Gold instead of Chrome trim, Fur on Dashboard or rear window board , Dice from the Rearview Mirror , Little Bobble Head Dogs in Rear Window,Side Air Intake Vents where none actually exist, Gound Effect lights or cowlings Etc.

This car is worth Extra because it has the added, BoomShakalaka Package .

by MadPatter10 December 19, 2010

Pick-a-nick

When youre getting head, upside down and you ejaculate and the cum is dripping out of your mates nose, then when the mixture of snot and cum is dripping out of their nose, That is your dinner/pick-a-nick

Tim:I just had a pick-a-nick with mom
John:wtf?!
Tim: :)))

by Cthulus' firey cyclone April 11, 2017

Picard

To repeatedly smash someone or something with your head when enraged; traditionally a bald head is used in reference to Star Trek

Hey don't take that from him, pull a Picard on him.

by Alex Sheridan September 17, 2007