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Phil

Phil: I want to scuba dive.

Phil’s aunt: oh Phil can’t scuba dive because his heart’s too pure.

Phil: oh man!
Phil cannot scuba dive.
by Mandadii September 1, 2018
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Dr Phil

They call me daddy Phil not Dr Phil
Person 1 “Omg is that Dr Phil”

Person 2 “Are u dumb that’s daddy Phil”

Person 3 “I think its Dr Phil but stick with daddy Phil”
by Daddy Phil October 4, 2020
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Phil

Ah no, there goes Phil. Phil is so kak at making puns.
by Jana_Banana April 10, 2019
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Phil

by Tythebeast28 November 21, 2021
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Phil Becker

He got the longest penis in his whole friendgroup.
„There ist Phil Becker.“
You mean the guy with the unreal long dick?
„Yes“
by jdidleödlwöwö November 23, 2021
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Phil

Bro I Phil in water
by Ian Fosh April 22, 2021
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Phil swift

At one point, I honestly thought he was Taylor swift's brother.

Um.. Chile anyway-

He sells flex tape
Phil swift is here for flex tape.
by Reincarnated tanuki September 22, 2020
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