phat poon

when you take a fat shit on a girls chest, she then proceeds to lick it and picks it up, rams her fist up your arse crevasse putting it back up there.

me and my girl phat pooned yesterday
I really enjoy a phat poon
my grandma decided to phat poon with my dad yesterday

by Johnny sins 12 incher January 26, 2021

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a giant badonkadonk

“daym thats ass if phat”

by babyyodasphatbussy February 19, 2021

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People Hate Assholes That Suck

A fat leprechaun can really be a phats if you take away his gold.

by Anonymous Mustelinae February 25, 2021

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Patrick Hates America, That Sucks - An example of subpar leadership, backstabbing your bros, killing a culture, and being an all around dickhead.

PHATS is universally hated by his peers for being a PC following, bootlicking, rank chasing asshole.

by Savethefighters February 27, 2021

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Phat is a term that describes something that is even fatter than the standard size of fat. Things that are considered "Phat" contain more potent of the fatness than your everyday "fat". Although Phat is not a proper noun it is almost always capitalized to show the importance of the thing that has the honor of being called Phat. Phat is considered a slur in 23 countries and 6 states.

Person 1: "Did you see Claire's Phat ass?"
Person 2: "I did man, that thing is as Phat as a strip of bacon soaked in grease!"

by Y_Daddy March 4, 2021

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