Internet Period

When one's internet runs slow for a few days and becomes annoying

Guy 1: I downloaded this album and it took me a day

Guy 2: your internet has been shit for the past few days

Guy 1: Yeah its on its internet period I can't be bothered with it

by really! August 18, 2009

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period day

a day where you stay home with a blanket and a hot water bottle and watch netflix and complain about being on your period all day. it usually involves eating ice cream as well.

i won’t be at school today because i’m having a period day

by imreallyhungry November 1, 2019

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Period Blood

Blood that tastes good

Period blood tastes amazing

by Kokichiouma November 12, 2022

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period sticker

when a pad is so small its more like a "congratulations sticker"

jimmy:*sticks period sticker to timmy*
timmy:wtf
jimmy:congrats on ur period

by raybeez April 8, 2022

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The stomach ache and subsequent bathroom incidents associated with being on, or being close to starting, your period. This can interfere with dates, meetings, and especially exercise. The connection between the uterus and bowels remains largely a mystery.

I want to go for a run, but I have period stomach and I don't want to poo my pants.

by shakalaka999 May 5, 2014

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