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Pencil pusher

Someone who you can trust with all manners of pencil related business. This could mean anything between writing notes on a paper with a 2B pencil or using the lead from a mechanical pencil to fill various crevices in the human body; including but not limited to: Areas under eyelid, under fingernails, urethra, mouth hole. These maneuvers are only to be attempted by a professionally trained pencil pusher with at least 4 months of experience.
A man: Lovely day we're having, pencil pusher!
Pencil pusher, shoving three sharpened pencils into A man's front hole: Yah, now just hold still, I can't get the angle right if you keep moving.
by Pam the Pusher November 3, 2022
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Toucan Pencil

An image of a black toucan pencil which is used to tell fat egg asses to 'shut up' or 'go away and stop talking'.
Ben: "Isaac this is serious"
Isaac: Insert Toucan Pencil
by Sqwodward April 21, 2020
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#2 Pencil

Frank saw Jim down at the gay bar. He was trying to fill in a bubble sheet with his #2 pencil.
by pitchforkjoe0 August 14, 2011
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Pencil

Something that everyone has a ton of in the beginning of the school year, then has none at the end. Some people hold contests to see who can keep a pencil the longest. If you give someone a pencil to "borrow" you won't get it back.
Guy who sits behind you: "Hey, can I borrow a pencil? I'll give it back to you later."
You: "I can't dude, I only have one more and it's because I picked it up on the desk."
by conconbonbon :)) July 14, 2018
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Pencil Khattak

Derogatory nickname of Pakistani politician Pervez Khattak due to his thin and tall stature.
Pencil Khattak used to be Pakistan's defense minister.
by zpack November 21, 2022
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Pencil

A decorated wooden stick with lead or graphite inside of it used to write.
I sharpened my broken pencil.
by UninterestingWords March 10, 2022
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Pencil Dick

A very long but thin dick, some may have a sharp tip while others may not. Pencil dicks are guys who are creative but yet cocky about there talents
Girl:I’ll strip if you strip
Boy: *Strips*
Girl: WTF IS THAT PENCIL DICK
Boy: Your turn
by TheUnknownName April 27, 2022
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