Someone who you can trust with all manners of pencil related business. This could mean anything between writing notes on a paper with a 2B pencil or using the lead from a mechanical pencil to fill various crevices in the human body; including but not limited to: Areas under eyelid, under fingernails, urethra, mouth hole. These maneuvers are only to be attempted by a professionally trained pencil pusher with at least 4 months of experience.
A man: Lovely day we're having, pencil pusher!
Pencil pusher, shoving three sharpened pencils into A man's front hole: Yah, now just hold still, I can't get the angle right if you keep moving.
Pencil pusher, shoving three sharpened pencils into A man's front hole: Yah, now just hold still, I can't get the angle right if you keep moving.
by Pam the Pusher November 3, 2022
Get the Pencil pushermug. An image of a black toucan pencil which is used to tell fat egg asses to 'shut up' or 'go away and stop talking'.
by Sqwodward April 21, 2020
Get the Toucan Pencilmug. by pitchforkjoe0 August 14, 2011
Get the #2 Pencilmug. Something that everyone has a ton of in the beginning of the school year, then has none at the end. Some people hold contests to see who can keep a pencil the longest. If you give someone a pencil to "borrow" you won't get it back.
Guy who sits behind you: "Hey, can I borrow a pencil? I'll give it back to you later."
You: "I can't dude, I only have one more and it's because I picked it up on the desk."
You: "I can't dude, I only have one more and it's because I picked it up on the desk."
by conconbonbon :)) July 14, 2018
Get the Pencilmug. by zpack November 21, 2022
Get the Pencil Khattakmug. I sharpened my broken pencil.
by UninterestingWords March 10, 2022
Get the Pencilmug. A very long but thin dick, some may have a sharp tip while others may not. Pencil dicks are guys who are creative but yet cocky about there talents
by TheUnknownName April 27, 2022
Get the Pencil Dickmug.