Patrick dickhead

Sucks at valorant. Definitely not an awpper. Trash at valorant. Simps for innocent girls that aren't attracted to him. He Will tell shitty ass jokes that makes no one laugh. Stupid as hell. Probably over 500 pounds. Patrick should uninstall valorant

Patrick dickhead sucks at valorant

by Chonky woman July 21, 2020

patrick luu

A stupid person with a 20 inch BBC.

Friend 1: Yo you say the the kid with that massive bbc
Friend 2: Yeah his name is probably patrick luu

by girlwithaD October 3, 2020

patrick star

hes a fat starfish who lives in a rock underthe sea

you look like patrick star

by Queenisbest July 31, 2022

Patrick hockstatter

the hottest man in IT, hands down. Basically the new chad

"Bro that dudes a total patrick hockstatter!"

by patricksno1fan August 8, 2022

Ascends the Patrick

When something good or funny happens.

It really ascends the Patrick when grandma makes me cookies.

by NoScopeDatPope May 26, 2022

Patrick Swayze

You are holding someone else's wrist and guiding them while they give you a hand job. Even more potent if "Unchained Melody" is playing in the background.

She was terrible at hand jobs, so he showed her a "Patrick Swayze" to save their marriage.

by Hot Seat May 30, 2022

Patrick Beaulieu

A sexy man

WOw! This guy is such a Patrick Beaulieu

by Meanoldme April 8, 2022