Paradox in which you are stuck in a situation where you can't decide whether to give hope or reject one's feelings basically having no other ways to deal with something until it dies off.
I.e: Someone who is afraid of commitment but doesn't want to hurt the other's feeling by rejecting them.
Officially named after the person who caused the paradox hypothesis
I.e: Someone who is afraid of commitment but doesn't want to hurt the other's feeling by rejecting them.
Officially named after the person who caused the paradox hypothesis
by nightmarerobma January 2, 2024
Get the Martultimatum paradoxmug. When dogs chase their tail, they go in a circle. Circles don't end, which makes them have a dog paradox.
by J.T. Mersmer November 8, 2019
Get the Dog Paradoxmug. The Charizard Paradox is a phenomenon in Pokémon and similar franchises where a character has a limited number of “types” it can have and is forced to exclude certain important aspects from its typing in order for equally important aspects to be included in its typing.
This phenomenon was originally named by Pokemon YouTuber MandJtv in his video titled The Charizard Paradox.
This phenomenon was originally named by Pokemon YouTuber MandJtv in his video titled The Charizard Paradox.
Guy 1: wait this thing isn’t evil type? But it’s super evil. That’s like it’s whole thing.
Guy 2: well it’s also a ghost plant thing. It’s ghost plant type.
Guy 1: but it being evil is like equally important as it being a ghost.
Guy 2: it’s also equally important that it’s a plant.
Guy 1: damnit it’s The Charizard Paradox.
Guy 2: well it’s also a ghost plant thing. It’s ghost plant type.
Guy 1: but it being evil is like equally important as it being a ghost.
Guy 2: it’s also equally important that it’s a plant.
Guy 1: damnit it’s The Charizard Paradox.
by Remus Marianne March 16, 2024
Get the The Charizard Paradoxmug. When a pallbearer from Ghana plays coffin dance on their ipod, and then they go insane. They contract coffin 19, and then become hypnotized.
P.S. There is no paradox. It just sounds better when you put paradox at the end. OMEGALUL
P.S. There is no paradox. It just sounds better when you put paradox at the end. OMEGALUL
by CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULA July 9, 2020
Get the Coffin Dance Paradoxmug. The Infinite Shitter Paradox (ISP) is a paradox about how you go back in time to take a massive shit, and when you return everyone you know and love will die, and whoever survives will try to murder you with no sympathy.
"Have you heard of the Infinite Shitter Paradox?" "Yeah man, its scary. I cant believe that its real." "Yeah."
by bingledebop April 2, 2022
Get the The Infinite Shitter Paradoxmug. by anonymous January 25, 2022
Get the quadratic verbulated paradox of fourth principal of astrochemestrymug. “Yax Paradox” is when everyone around consistently NEVER listens to your advice when they ask for it and end up regretting it being an endless cycle.
by neocortex February 26, 2025
Get the Yax Paradoxmug.