Anyone who sneaks into a woman's dirty laundry, to get some of her dirty panties to smell and fantasize about her, while either pleasing them self or a lover pleasing them.
In order to be a panty bandit, you have to successfully sneak into a woman's dirty laundry and steal her dirty soiled panties successfully at least four times.
by panty bandit January 24, 2018
Get the panty banditmug. The phenomena of how seemingly normal panties instantly become heavier when worn by a slutty girl.
The added weight tends to causes panties to drop at a faster speed.
The added weight tends to causes panties to drop at a faster speed.
"How much do think Kim's micro thong weighs?"
"At least 3 lbs, maybe 7 by the time the frat boys come over later"
"Yeah, I just hope her heavy panties don't make a loud *thud* when they hit her bedroom floor like last night"
"At least 3 lbs, maybe 7 by the time the frat boys come over later"
"Yeah, I just hope her heavy panties don't make a loud *thud* when they hit her bedroom floor like last night"
by d1sKoBisCuiT April 2, 2016
Get the heavy pantiesmug. The 5 o'clock shadow a woman gets after shaving her vagina. Similar to a face but usually located under a females panties. Also known to irritate the face during oral.
by Aryan Barbarian22 April 1, 2015
Get the panty shadowmug. by alibabes February 4, 2010
Get the panty hoppersmug. by Intuwit December 12, 2019
Get the Panty Rippermug. Gives you the strength to correct that stupid person that just corrected your grammar or spelling on Facebook or other social networking site.
I got my grammar panties on and showed her that "you and me" was, indeed, the correct phrase to use in that context.
by StanfordEnglishMajor July 9, 2011
Get the Grammar pantiesmug. When a woman chooses not to wear a tampon during the menstrual cycle and proceeds to stain her panties with blood and lets them dry to an orange color before wearing them again.
by IdgafHarem January 15, 2012
Get the Orange Pantiesmug.