High Ping Bastard

The term first appeared with Quake by Id software in online chats and taunts of fellow players.

Any player who has a high ping value and is able to stay at the top of the scoreboard for online gaming. Typically for dial up connections with a high ping and latency. The players tend to taunt and adapt tactics on first person shooters or real time simulations to the point of excellence and aggravation of broadband users who spend many times their counterparts and still get rektd. Abbreviated as "HPB" usually.

Did you hear about the guy who leased a T1 line to play online for $2000 a month? He still gets pwned by High Ping Bastards with rusted barbed wire telephone lined dialup users from Oklahoma.

by Argonator May 19, 2022

ping pong thoughts

When your stream of consciousness jumps to contrasting topics in quick succession

Man, the ping pong thoughts are real after forgetting to take my Vyvanse today

by SlyAsesino May 29, 2022

Ping

A Parasite in your Spanish class

Stop ping

by miaw cats December 7, 2021

ping-pom

The somewhat common phenomenon where Brits (or "poms") bounce back and forth from living in Australia to the UK (may be repeated many times). Possibly caused by the perception that the grass is always greener on the other side.

I spent most of my 20s and 30s ping-pomming as I couldn't make my mind up where to live.

by Edwinski April 7, 2022

Ping

Ping is a power hungry man and he is also very salty over little things.

Ping wants all the high ranks.

by Kieran Gibson Wilson April 16, 2022

ping

something that bothers me on discord always and it never

me: *opens discord*
discord: 47 pings
me: bruh

by mjrsfnjfdnsj November 8, 2021

Ping Ping my Dingaling

When one attaches a nokia cellphone to one’s penis and then asks a friend, partner, or co-worker to call them. Thereby “Ping Ping(ing) {their} Dingaling”

AYO boss, can you uh- Ping Ping My Dingaling? Thanks g. preciate it.

I got tommy to Ping Ping My Dingaling yesterday, pretty cool experience. Made me shout “OH ME CORCH!”

by P-Grizzy-Expert March 10, 2022