Turkish can opener

the act of double-penetration in a single orifice, usually the vagina

The exact origins of the Turkish can opener are unknown, but I did this last weekend, so we could say that it started there, for historical purposes.

Girl: Owee!!!
Other Girl: WTF mate?
Girl: I'm in major pain, my BF and his BFF did a Turkish can opener on my snooch last night.
Other Girl: Ooh, what's a Turkish can opener?
Girl: One cannot be told about a Turkish can opener. You have to feel it for yourself.

by dragonbardlarp October 21, 2010

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Opening a destruction company

-When you absolutely screw the hell out of a girl.
-To pound the shit out of her, or destroy her vagina due to violent thrashing.

-Used when explaining to your friends about the previous incident that occured.

Guy 1 " dude last night I brought this chick home and opened a destruction company on her"

Guy2 " oh man she must be walking crooked today!"

Guy1 " you know it bro i absolutely destroyed that vagina"

Guy 2 " man there is nothing better then opening a destruction company"

by Joemizzle952 September 25, 2010

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Bomb Doors open

When a poo has begun to fight it's way out.

I sighed with relief when my bomb doors opened

by JayNW December 9, 2008

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Concession Open Carry

A person of girth carrying armloads of giant drinks, buckets of well buttered popcorn, etc. from a movie theater concession stand. They can usually be seen lumbering through the lobby or fighting gravity on the slope of the theater aisle as they deliver their bounty to appreciative partakers.

Big Ron always volunteers to do the concession open carry since there's no take out bags.

by Dragonsphir November 28, 2016

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