Floor Baby

Someone, who when there is a chair available, will still sit on the floor like an idiot.

Philip flopped on the floor as soon as he entered Shawn ' s apartment.

"You silly floor baby" said shawn.

by philbobaggins October 26, 2016

Hanger Baby

An insult against people, mostly children, calling them a failed abortion through the hanger method where you would insert a hanger in the vagina attempting to kill the baby. If the baby survives and is born then they are a hanger baby (normally having brain damage).

"SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU HANGER BABY"

by msfnxy June 3, 2021

Milkshake Baby

The result of a woman becoming pregnant after having sex with multiple men.

After a wild night of partying and sex, the woman realized she may be pregnant with a milkshake baby.

by cgrgnr March 29, 2010

Little baby

A name for someone who is younger than you

Tends to be cute

Small

Oh Christen is a little baby uwu

by LLjimin January 3, 2019

Band Baby

A baby borne from multiple male band members sleeping with either a female band member or a female roadie, Usually the father is unknown and will remain so and the baby will be raised by the whole band.

Woman: "I slept with Jim, Shady and Rick and I have no clue who the father is."

Man: "Sounds like you're having a band baby."

by TheMsource December 18, 2012

oops baby

The youngest child of a family, usually with a large age gap between that child and the next youngest. Generally a product of a mom who had the kid in their 40s or later.

I had my first three kids in my 20s. I thought I had entered menopause when I turned 40 as I stopped having my period. But it turns out I was pregnant with my "oops baby."

by unsolicitedadvicelady August 25, 2017

Baby Cougar

(n.) a confident woman age 35-39 who is usually out of the club scene but like to go every once in a while just to turn up. She easily attracts men who are younger than she is because of her beauty, wisdom and drama-free lifestyle. She enjoys girl trips, dick deliveries, collecting vibrators, island baecations, getting dolled up for dinner dates, drinking wine at home, spa dates, cooking to old R&B, calm bars and lounges, and weekends having nasty sex and watching movies.

Girl 1: Did you see your mom dancing with that college boy last night?

Girl 2: Yes! He followed her around like a puppy dog all night!

Girl 1: She took him home! Girl, Yo mama is a baby cougar!

by Btwitsjennifer May 30, 2018