A milk baby refers to a socially inept rich male who resorts to paying others to teach them either through online tutorial, book or video, how to attract women. The teacher is thusly "milking the baby".
An alternative for males to having a sugar momma, in this manner a male is more capable of usurping their superiority and dominance over the milk baby.
An alternative for males to having a sugar momma, in this manner a male is more capable of usurping their superiority and dominance over the milk baby.
"Dude keep your milk baby in check, he's getting creepy."
The milk baby watched from afar, taking mental notes of the techniques to woo women from his teacher.
The milk baby watched from afar, taking mental notes of the techniques to woo women from his teacher.
by Writer Wrongin July 18, 2012
Get the Milk Babymug. by LLjimin January 3, 2019
Get the Little babymug. After a wild night of partying and sex, the woman realized she may be pregnant with a milkshake baby.
by cgrgnr March 29, 2010
Get the Milkshake Babymug. An insult against people, mostly children, calling them a failed abortion through the hanger method where you would insert a hanger in the vagina attempting to kill the baby. If the baby survives and is born then they are a hanger baby (normally having brain damage).
by msfnxy June 3, 2021
Get the Hanger Babymug. (n.) a confident woman age 35-39 who is usually out of the club scene but like to go every once in a while just to turn up. She easily attracts men who are younger than she is because of her beauty, wisdom and drama-free lifestyle. She enjoys girl trips, dick deliveries, collecting vibrators, island baecations, getting dolled up for dinner dates, drinking wine at home, spa dates, cooking to old R&B, calm bars and lounges, and weekends having nasty sex and watching movies.
Girl 1: Did you see your mom dancing with that college boy last night?
Girl 2: Yes! He followed her around like a puppy dog all night!
Girl 1: She took him home! Girl, Yo mama is a baby cougar!
Girl 2: Yes! He followed her around like a puppy dog all night!
Girl 1: She took him home! Girl, Yo mama is a baby cougar!
by Btwitsjennifer May 30, 2018
Get the Baby Cougarmug. The youngest child of a family, usually with a large age gap between that child and the next youngest. Generally a product of a mom who had the kid in their 40s or later.
I had my first three kids in my 20s. I thought I had entered menopause when I turned 40 as I stopped having my period. But it turns out I was pregnant with my "oops baby."
by unsolicitedadvicelady August 25, 2017
Get the oops babymug. The product of a toe curling orgasm for a human male. An orgasm so amazing that it literally drains every bit of reproductive material from the scrotal sack. The overwhelmingly large amount of ejaculate being the entire bag's contents.
Rob: "Tanessa gave me a bj so good last night that I swear she swallowed a whole bag of babies when I came."
Joey: "You know what they say: 'a bag of babies a day keeps the stork away!'"
Joey: "You know what they say: 'a bag of babies a day keeps the stork away!'"
by Odeebee August 10, 2017
Get the Bag of Babiesmug.