Maternity Leave

a period of absence from work granted to people for paid leave.

"Maternity Leave?" *looks under table* "But you're all males!"

by Wither24 July 19, 2022

I want to smack her back and leave her fucking dry.

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Person 343: I want to smack her back and leave her fucking dry.

You: Why can't I laugh?
Me: You know what they say... a hearty chuckle leaves an open throat

by everyonesaidthat December 22, 2021

"Hey Bobby what you up to?"

"Hey Dave, I'm just Dabbling with the devils leaves."

by CJRTheFirst August 20, 2023

: a piece of dried nasal mucus

A more palatable term for Booger

Plural: Nose-Leavings

If I may please have a sheet of tissue to rid myself of this horrid nose-leaving that would be most appreciative. Thank you my good sir.

by babyzorilla May 13, 2009

gf: why didn’t you tell me ur ex called you yesterday
bf: i didn’t think it was a big deal nothing happened
gf: alright it’s whatever, leave it be

by 38458483 May 18, 2025