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Tomato Tango

The act of moving your early season tomato seedlings to follow the sun for maximum growth potential.
Bob's tomatos benefitted greatly from him doing the Tomato Tango each year.
by Bobwayne November 30, 2021
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Tomato Hat

Shitting blood on the top of someone's head after vigorously anally masturbating with a broken broom handle.
Sally: Oh my boyfriend gave me such a steamy tomato hat last night
by drtickles April 21, 2011
mugGet the Tomato Hatmug.

tomato

really why did you wonder what the word tomato is its a fruit idiot
random guy named bob: hey whats the word tomato meaning
random guy named elon musk: bruh you really asked that its a fruit idiot
by tomato mad that likes penguin September 12, 2020
mugGet the tomatomug.

sundried tomato

tomato dried by the sun :)
(tasted like a bitter fart)
Eli has never tried sundried tomatoes!
by anonymous February 9, 2025
mugGet the sundried tomatomug.

salty tomato

A girl/guy whoms face gets very red and gets salty over the nickname salty tomato
by Cupcake hoe May 29, 2017
mugGet the salty tomatomug.

bonus tomato

i’m gonna go see my bonus tomato tonight
by HebbleJebble45 October 8, 2025
mugGet the bonus tomatomug.

circumsized tomatoes

When you forcefully peel off the foreskin of a ginger boy while he is awake.
Did you hear about jayden? The kinky bastard said he cant wait till he gets his Circumsized tomatoes.
by The real g 4220 December 15, 2019
mugGet the circumsized tomatoesmug.

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