BS Texts are when the person you're texting makes pacifist like responses. BS Texting is usually used when someone feels guilty about something or when they're annoyed by the person texting them
Maddie: Hey what's up?
Sam: nm
Maddie: That's cool. Oh I think I saw you at the movie theater yesterday!
Sam: cool.
Maddie: We need to go on a date soon!
Sam: kay.
Maddie: What's wrong?
Sam: nothing...
(2 hours later)
Sam: I'm having an affair
Maddie: WHAT??!! I should've known that was why you were Bullshit Texting me!
Sam: nm
Maddie: That's cool. Oh I think I saw you at the movie theater yesterday!
Sam: cool.
Maddie: We need to go on a date soon!
Sam: kay.
Maddie: What's wrong?
Sam: nothing...
(2 hours later)
Sam: I'm having an affair
Maddie: WHAT??!! I should've known that was why you were Bullshit Texting me!
by TheRealUndoubtlyIntelligentOne July 03, 2010
a text message that clearly shouldve been an email, by exceeding the amount of characters in a standard text message (160 characters). Hence, wasting your time by having to piece together 2+ messages to make sense.
can also occur when someone starts the text off as an advertisment and ends with something along the lines of their life story
can also occur when someone starts the text off as an advertisment and ends with something along the lines of their life story
Sender: ...theres a sale at my work right now coz the boss is away... dont tell the boss... omg when i was working yesterday i heard this song that reminded me of this time we hung out at the beach, and i met that guy who i thought was really nice and he was for like a month and then he turned out to be a jerk...
Reciever: uhm, what? she couldve sent me an email! i hate getting text-mail ugh.
Reciever: uhm, what? she couldve sent me an email! i hate getting text-mail ugh.
by awesomeAshhh December 15, 2009
noun/verb; the act of writing and sending disparaging, angry or otherwise hostile text messages, often occurring in rapid succession.
by Don Alejandro January 03, 2011
Whenever you're in an awkward situation, so you pretend to text, so you won't feel as weird. Comes in handy when trying to avoid people you don't like, or aren't comfortable around.
Jenna: Oh my god, Marie's party was so awkward. I just didn't know anyone there.
Amanda: Did you fake-text to make yourself look less socially awkward?
Jenna: Duh, I'm not an idiot.
Amanda: Did you fake-text to make yourself look less socially awkward?
Jenna: Duh, I'm not an idiot.
by Rahrahkristinah August 18, 2011
When you text someone to ask them a question that you need a response to, but they don't text you back and never give you an answer or a reason.
Guy 1: Dude, I texted Greg to see if he could give us the tickets for the concert, but he never texted me back.
Guy 2: That is total text evasion.
Guy 2: That is total text evasion.
by Cwakk September 17, 2008
Any human with a cell phone transforms into a text zombie while walking and texting. Common symptoms include: slow walking, head pointing down, rigid arms, lack of direction or awareness of surroundings.
by suteiki October 19, 2009
When someone sends you a text message and you write them back the a second later they call you and you have to pick up the phone because they know you have your phone.
I was at the movie with jacob when Becca text trapped me. I texted her to let her know what we were doing tomorrow and then she called me!
by pbandjforever July 27, 2009