A term used to describe something strange or irregular, particularly regarding suspected sexual activities.
Person 1 hears a clapping noise in the next room
Person 1 to Person 2: “Just what type of butt-fuckery bullshit were you doing in there?”
Person 2: “…”
Person 1 to Person 2: “Just what type of butt-fuckery bullshit were you doing in there?”
Person 2: “…”
by person 9 June 1, 2021
Get the butt-fuckery bullshitmug. Systemic Magical Bullshit is the term applied to the uncanny ability to perform particular feats that have an extremely low percent chance of success. This is mainly noted through the subject in question's ability to do something that would ordinarily take years of experience and still trouble experts in performing, or defy society's perception and expectations on the basic abilities of a human being.
The general note behind this form of bullshit is that it appears to be done with a degree of absolute focus and methodical execution hence systematic, but also with an exceptional amount of what people would describe as luck, chance, or even magic. Overall friends, family, and random bystanders will usually refer to what they've just seen as Bullshit, as it appears to be beyond any human's degree of knowledge or ability.
The term is usually used as a one-liner by those awestruck by what they had seen following the above criteria. Due to the awkward collection of words assembled, using the term in a sentence is extremely difficult, and to only be used in a sentence by those well-versed in correct grammar. Usually you're too stunned to need to use the term to actually make a sentence out of it, however.
The general note behind this form of bullshit is that it appears to be done with a degree of absolute focus and methodical execution hence systematic, but also with an exceptional amount of what people would describe as luck, chance, or even magic. Overall friends, family, and random bystanders will usually refer to what they've just seen as Bullshit, as it appears to be beyond any human's degree of knowledge or ability.
The term is usually used as a one-liner by those awestruck by what they had seen following the above criteria. Due to the awkward collection of words assembled, using the term in a sentence is extremely difficult, and to only be used in a sentence by those well-versed in correct grammar. Usually you're too stunned to need to use the term to actually make a sentence out of it, however.
"And you see, bob, that's how you tame a mountain lion with a steak wrapped around your neck..."
Bob: "...Systematic Magical Bullshit..."
Bob: "...Systematic Magical Bullshit..."
by Duckelon April 20, 2015
Get the Systematic Magical Bullshitmug. by Regulator22 November 6, 2010
Get the All that bullshit's for the birdsmug. When u know the other person is lying or telling you some lies u know are not true, known as bullshit
-She's just a friend, I promise
-Pls stop I am too tired of your bullshit.
He keeps sucking dicks but claims not to be gay. I'm 2 tired of his bullshit tbh
-Pls stop I am too tired of your bullshit.
He keeps sucking dicks but claims not to be gay. I'm 2 tired of his bullshit tbh
by Memeoxdxd January 3, 2016
Get the tired of your bullshitmug. by EIDT December 5, 2014
Get the De Donde Bullshitmug. Originated most notably in Austin, TX. Used to describe that which is frequently considered to be significantly illegitimate or insincere.
Neither "fucking" or "bullshit" are to be assumed literal.
Neither "fucking" or "bullshit" are to be assumed literal.
by Big Dave August 5, 2004
Get the fucking ridiculous bullshitmug. When you unexpectedly, uncontrollably get the ball off of a turnover in 2K, but then turn it right back over uncontrollably within 5 seconds.
Me: "Wow, Jake. That was typical 2K bullshit, and you know it!"
Jake: "Yeah, you right. This game is so gay for that."
Jake: "Yeah, you right. This game is so gay for that."
by Typical 2K Bullshit March 8, 2017
Get the Typical 2K Bullshitmug.