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a nigel suicide speed wank

when your having a wank just before blowing your mayonnaise load, shout out Mum!!!!(diseased and rotting). bring my dinner up please, then try and finish the job before she gets into your room
by mrs tosser October 19, 2025
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squishing nigel

having intercourse with an extremely unattractive person, referred to as a squish. This type of sex is passionless and usually involves putting a bag over the "nigel squish's" head.
by mrs tosser October 19, 2025
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unemployed nigel

When you are imaginary dating fat syrian Luffi, and she hasn't given you either a E blowjob or a E handjob...you haven't gotten any "job" yet
by mrs tosser October 21, 2025
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furry nigel

He isn't gay He's a tranny chaser , gays don't date women, they like guys.
by mrs tosser October 21, 2025
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cupcake nigel

nigel acts the hard chatroom cunt but everyone here knows what a pathetic belly crawling invertebrate he really is. you survive on BDS pity alone
by mrs tosser November 8, 2025
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gay nigel

got BDS AIDS yet?
by mrs tosser November 12, 2025
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