When you defecate into a teapot while tea or coffee is brewing, with the express purpose of tricking someone into learning what your poop tastes like. Often accompanied by a nursery rhyme of the same name.
Woman A: I’m a muddy teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up, hear me shout, “I’m full of shit, kids!”
Woman B: What are you doing squatting on my stovetop?
Woman A: Your stove’s burners are burning my feet. I’m suing you now.
Woman B: This will financially ruin me. I need some freshly-brewed tea to help me relax.
Woman A: *grins*
Woman B: What are you doing squatting on my stovetop?
Woman A: Your stove’s burners are burning my feet. I’m suing you now.
Woman B: This will financially ruin me. I need some freshly-brewed tea to help me relax.
Woman A: *grins*
by CountOlaf69 August 16, 2024
Get the muddy teapotmug. The act of feeding your girl laxatives, corking her stinker and then stuffing an assortment of deli meats and cheeses inside her cunt before pounding her until she pops like a hot pocket in a microwave.
Brittany, I let Gavin give me a Muddy Hotpocket last night and now my box smells like thanksgiving at grams house.
by MissMonk April 19, 2021
Get the Muddy Hotpocketmug. A friend attempting to forcefully jab one or both their pinkies into the rectum of another, whilst thrusting with an Italian "Gabagool" hand motion.
by awesomechiphat January 5, 2025
Get the Muddy Mussolinimug. That old man had quite a filthy set of muddy gems. She said he needs to clean his balls before they play.
by 100010001 June 1, 2016
Get the muddy gemsmug. Mud crickets in vagina with a lot of different diseases and can cause your dick diseases called maggot infestation.
by M-j-k May 28, 2019
Get the Muddy Cuntymug. A style of coprophilic mutual masturbation, in which a man stimulates a woman's genitals, while she defecates. He catches the falling feces on his junk, and she uses it as lubricant to masturbate him.
man: Damn this muddy hazleton, sure is kinky.
woman: Can't do nothing about the smell.
man: No. I said 'kinky', not "stinky". Too much blood is rushing into your head.
woman: Can't do nothing about the smell.
man: No. I said 'kinky', not "stinky". Too much blood is rushing into your head.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 28, 2010
Get the muddy hazletonmug. When a Female/Male has a bush (of pubic hair) and they are considered a "dirty" person. Then when the indvidual becomes horny (wet), or in the act of sexual intercourse the bush becomes wet, thus creating a dirty and wet bush "muddy bush"
by Dr. Show March 13, 2009
Get the Muddy Bushmug.