Moonsplatter

When you have sex with a girl on her period and the blood gets everywhere.

Good thing your mom hit menopause, now I don't need to worry about moonsplatter.

by Giiiib November 13, 2010

moonsolight

An absolute fraud to everything that exists. A terrorist. One who terrorizes. May be substituted for either Terrorist or Ass. Plays runescape all day and never does anything else. A total NEET (not in employment, education or training).

Oh my god did you see that terrorist? Oh you mean that Moonsolight, yea I saw her blow up that building the other day

by Lupin_III June 21, 2011

Moron ass

A step up above being just a moron and an idiot.

You, my dear friend, are an moron ass.

by [e-mail] July 29, 2011

moron

idiot :Einstein the physist who was stupid enough to think light was the fastest moving thin in the universe.

light is the fastest thing in the universe. ..yes i am a moron

by cadick5 September 26, 2011

Moronbie

Dead from the neck up. Worse than morons, these people seem to go that extra mile to prove they are really REALLY stupid - moronbie.
You can see them on social media seemingly trying to prove that they have no spark of intelligence - not even the brains they were born with.
Usually the act of utter stupidity is photographed and 'YOLO' is the explanation.

"Remember, there are people who believe the world is 2013 years old."
"Yeah it is! That's why it's 2013..."
"Moronbie"
Face-palm!

You can see them everywhere, replying to posts on their social media, all indignant and outraged at the perceived insult to their intelligence. Self proclaimed 'geniouses' each and every one.

by YOLO-hater September 7, 2013

moron soup

A plethora of annoying people that impede your travel while not seeming to be going anywhere themselves

I can't get through. It's moron soup here.

by Patpoo April 29, 2016

Moons over My Hammy

A tinder-friendly way to ask for a titty fuck.

Moons over my hammy and chill?

by Asheanra Calvin-Beasley-Moritz May 10, 2016