Locker Mooch

The person in your group of friends who uses other peoples' lockers constantly and never their own.

Sean: Dude, is all this shit yours?
John: No man, it's Cadens'. God, that guy is such a fucking locker mooch.

by 1_2_3_NYOOM May 6, 2014

smash moocher

Someone who doesn't own a Smash Bros. game or setup and depends on others to play it.

John is such a smash moocher. He hits me up all the time just to play Smash Bros. because he doesn't own it himself.

by No Johns July 15, 2014

molly moocher

A word used in a small hick town to describe a male on male blowjob. Often used in code to trade oral sex for pills.

Corey asks, hey Nick do you have any of them Hydros left? Nick says, yeah man I have 3 or 4 and I'll take 40 for them all! Corey says I don't have that much money man. Nick says it's all good just meet me behind that dumpster and give me an old fashioned Molly Moocher and everything will be fine!

by Beebo08 May 20, 2016

Meme Moocher

A person who steals someone else's memes just for the pleasure they get out of plagiarizing them.

Those dang meme moochers keep stealing my troll face memes and they weren't even good!

by ChickFilA4Life September 13, 2017

internet moocher

Someone who uses you for your internet (most cases fast internet) and leaves upon downloading what was needed. These friends are only friends fir your high speed internet connection.

Omg he is such an internet moocher, left right after downloading his game

by Turtle Skater January 11, 2018

phat monch

after taking fat bong rips you're gonna want some phat monch aka good good most likely fast food or food containing lots of carbs to fill you up

yo I just took a fat bong rip I'm gonna get phat monch after this from mcdonalds

by vicki2002 May 3, 2018

honey moocher

Someone who can't afford a real honeymoon so they stay with family and friends.

they bragged about their great honeymoon, but to their family they were just honey moochers.

by ladyJaneDoe May 3, 2018