monke

An alternative spelling of monkey, which is pronounced exactly the same. Often used online as an endearing comparison to humans.

example: reject humanity, return to monke.
opposite: reject humanity, evolve to crab.

by YEETImRussian420 April 29, 2021

Monk Hill

being On toppa monk hill refers to ones ability to ignore women or get ignored by women.

Fatty on toppa monk hill fr

by Jettypoo February 26, 2023

Gurgling Monk

A scrappy little Savage skater, usually riding a wood with a Dickfish on it.
also likes to play halo and feltch mountain dew.

"Bro, Gurgling Monk's got that trick down!"
"Kinda like when he Feltched mountain dew out of that sexy bitches ass."

by AlbinOxRhino November 28, 2012

Sneaky._.monke

A normal straight Gorilla tag content creator

"Hi I'm Sneaky._.monke and I have a dad"

by Random7284 March 22, 2022

monke

shu

Shu is a monke.

by smalding April 24, 2022

Monking

To regularly ditch and bail on your friends especially at the last minute.

He’s monking us again and not showing up.

by TheElusiveMonk December 21, 2023

Pussy Monk-a-Roo

When something gets you totally worked up, when in reality it turns out to be no big deal.

My boyfriend came home from work late, and I was sure he was dead or cheating on me, or both - but turns out he just went to the store… got myself into a pussy monk-a-roo for nothing.

by Handymanlady September 11, 2023