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mineta Monday

Person 1:◡̈⋆🄷🄴🅈(●’◡’●)ノ happy mineta monday!

Person 2:What's mineta day?!?

Person 1:Oh! It's national eat a grape day! It happens every Monday
by Buttercup_9999 October 26, 2020
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motherless monday

the monday after a long weekend of being an idiot, doing dumb shit, or motherless activity.
Joe: Yo how did this weekend go?

Me: It’s definitely a motherless monday, bro. i was at the club catching hella ass and getting drunk as fuck!
by Dream Jackson January 17, 2022
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monday

i hate mondays. I was recently in jail and a friend said that mondays are niggers for 5 months solid we used the word mondays to talk shit about them right in front these ignorant fucks
by doja303 October 26, 2017
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National pantie peel monday

National pantie peel monday
The second Monday of November, where you can send a screen shot of this to any woman in your contacts and as long as you send it befor midnight they HAVE TO send a video of them doing a pantie peel when they see the text. NO EXCEPTIONS!!!
It's NATIONAL PANTIE PEEL MONDAY send a pantie peel video of you to your special someone ladies
by Ladyforthemen November 14, 2022
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Mondayed

Experiencing a day where nothing seems to go as planned and feeling like your plans have been completely derailed.
Yesterday was completely Mondayed. I woke up late, spilled coffee on my shirt, and missed an important meeting because my car broke down. It felt like everything that could go wrong did, and my entire day was thrown off track.
by PreventiveMentalHealth May 19, 2024
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meat market monday

A singles/dating event that occurs at a social outlet, such as a bar or club, on a Monday.
Jim: What are you doing this Monday Night?

Bob: I didn’t get lucky this weekend so I am going to the club for their Meat Market Monday event.
by Slabshack November 25, 2018
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cupcheck monday

Every Monday guys cupcheck other guys as a joke, some cupchecks are very painful, so guys be careful and cover your penis!
Monday came and i remembered that it was cupcheck monday, i got to class walking very fast and covering my penis. I saw many guys getting hit in the dick and laughing, some almost crying. Mondays always struck fear in guys, especially me!
by crazyguy83 May 14, 2015
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