Minecraft Fanfiction

A story written about a video game called "Minecraft" that screws it up; usually written by people ages 7-10.

I wrote a Minecraft Fanfiction and I am now going to buy lots of vvvvvvvbbbbuukkkkkssss.

by HisnameisJohnCena69420 January 8, 2019

Minecraft Scumbag

A Cringey player that plays on dead servers.

Welp, their goes Raviole with a dick on the side of his plot, he's suck a Minecraft Scumbag.

by Jadams1958 June 9, 2018

playing Minecraft

The act of playing a game called Minecraft.

Person 1: I'm going to be playing Minecraft tomorrow.
Person 2: me too, shall we play together?
Person 1: why not.

by Spikus74 January 2, 2022

Minecraft Revolution

An event which started on October 8th 2023 in order to get the Minecraft mob vote stopped by Mojang.

“The Minecraft revolution started October 8th 2023”

by Tittylover69420 October 8, 2023

Minecraft Steve

when you mine someone's eyeballs out then twerk on the eyeless dude likes theres no tomorrow

"Hey man! Why'd you Minecraft Steve my gf?"

"Idk i was bored."

by Jung Yeoka June 6, 2022

minecraft hardcore

you die and never live again. basically real life.

random kid: bruh i just died on my minecraft hardcore world.
Mom: TAKE OUT THE DANG TRASH AND STOP PLAYING THAT CURSED GAME

by dynamicpov February 2, 2022

Minecraft Logic

A crappy out-of-touch with reality logic from the famous 2009 game, Minecraft. It includes breaking crops when jumping on them, gold tools being the most useless tools in the game, and a portable hell from a very old version of the game which was removed, achieving godspeed with riding a CANOE (it is called a boat in-game) on ice! Not an iceboat, a canoe. Stopping the player from being poisonous, nauseous and all that good/bad stuff that is included in the game just by drinking milk. Plus, it is straight from the cow. Not pasteurized. And also you can get a music disc by making a creeper (an exploding mob in the game) get killed by a skeleton! (Self-explanatory skeleton with a bow) And much more stupid things.

Hey dude, what is the crappiest video game logic you know?
It's the Minecraft logic. There are so many out-of-touch things.

by Arcxxus February 6, 2022