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Well polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake

A line from American Pie: The Wedding. It basically means "holy shit, I didn't expect this..."
Steve Stiffler: Well polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake!
by Lemon Duck February 19, 2009
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A meaningless phrase originally coined by Derrick from RHPC
Can be inserted into nearly any conversation.
Person 1: Hey, were you at the party last night?

Person 2: Nah, I was off the 5 next to the Ikea. You know, near the McDonald's where we got that strawberry milkshake?
by mole_mole_mole February 24, 2020
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Muffin Milkshake

When a person wears pants tight enough to create a "muffin top" and a man fucks the folds of the "muffin top", ejaculating between the folds. Continuing or movement after causes the semen to become frothy and creamy, similar to a milkshake.
"Have you ever had a muffin milkshake?"
"Dude, I gave Alexa a muffin milkshake last night!"
by Tho'adu August 10, 2022
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melksham milkshake

When the man ejects his baby gravy into the woman's anus, then slaps her arse as hard as he can, then holds the drinks receptacle as the Melksham Milkshake is ejected and ready to drink. Gert Lush
She was a proper goer that one, she took me back to her place and straight away insisted we share a Melksham Milkshake as a nightcap
by UncleGrampy March 19, 2025
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butthole milkshake

When you cum in a butthole and drink it out with a straw!
I'm so horny I'm craving a butthole milkshake!
by Ss69Tim January 13, 2017
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Extra Chocolaty Milkshake

When you jerk off into a blender and ejaculate a lot and then shit into the same blender. Add some ice cream to add some sweetness, then blend it all up and serve it to your partner.
Steve: Why weren't you at the game yesterday?
Dan: Sorry man, I was giving my girlfriend an Extra Chocolaty Milkshake.
by BedSideCreme May 23, 2024
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