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brown mile

When you take a shit (especially a messy ass shit) then realize you're out of toilet paper and have to make that walk to to get something to wipe your dirty ass with, that short walk that feels like a mile
I was outta tp and to do the brown mile to the kitch to get some napkins to save my ass
by mondomoon28 January 30, 2012
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Country Mile

A country mile is the longest distance someone is willing to walk.

This saying originated in the Australian outback, where until the late 1970s cars were few and the distance between one town and the next was several, or possibly hundreds of miles away. If you didn't have a car, or even a horse, you'd have to walk to wherever you wanted to go.
Bill: "hand me the remote will ya John?"
John:"ugh, it's a country mile away! Besides I just sat down."
by Jurielectric April 20, 2021
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green mile

the green mile is when you drive back to school after skipping class to smoke pot. the only parking spots that are left are at the end of the parking lot, so the walk back to school seems like a "mile" because its long and because of the fact your ripped out of your gord from all the bud you smoked, thus the "green". Then theres the analogy to deathrow as there are about 500 windows in the school and all that has to happen is a faculty member see you coming back from off campus high and your dead.
dude wheres brian? ah hes fucked man he got caught walking the green mile.
by Baby Raper May 15, 2005
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Mildew Mouth

a person with rotten teeth/ breath, who wont stop sending the stink your way when they talk
Hey, mildew mouth, point that weapon some where else, its smell when you talk makes me want to hurl.
by PattiePoe January 28, 2009
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Mile Long Sub.

spin off of mile long club

this term is the under ground version. any form of sex on a subway. also see long bus.
after shopping my wife asked" what way are we going home" and i told her" we're taking the mile long sub. "
by mar'scorpio February 20, 2010
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Mile high clubbing

The act of going from seat to seat on an airplane with the sole purpose of sexual intercourse with a fellow passenger. Drinks of an alcoholic nature are required, protection optional.
Hey Frank, later tonight my friend Ethan and I are going mile high clubbing. Byob and dont forget to pull out.
by ECOLELEE January 26, 2011
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