Michael

People with this name are likely to be extremely awesome. That or sociopathic. Regardless of the mental state, all Michaels are sexy, funny, and sex-gods in bed.

Damn, I wish I had a Michael to date right now. That would be freakin' sweet.

Antonyms: Vince, Douche, Fag

by Suck-it-Merriam May 5, 2009

Michael Irvined

A raping in which no criminal charges are pressed. Often used to describe a situation in which a person gets the raw end of a deal.

Did you see Jack's new car? He paid way too much for it. The dealer definitely Michael Irvined him on that one.

by BuckeyeJoe March 1, 2010

Michael Jordan Syndrome

Totally legitimate medical disorder in which a person argues that nothing new will ever compete with an older version. Also known as Star Wars Syndrome.

Julio thinks that Revenge of the Sith doesn't come close to comparing to the original Star Wars movies. Julio has Michael Jordan Syndrome.

by Stephen Ochocinco December 10, 2013

michael bay disease

A disease in which the infected person cannot make anything that doesn't suck. Those infected have been known to have give horrible direction, have extremely crude and vulgar ways of going about things, be offensive toward human beings, and give people who have been exposed to their creations diseases such as cancer and Lou Gerhig's Disease.

-"Man, watching Transformers 2 gave me cancer, the director must have suffered from Michael Bay Disease"

by Fat Val Kilmer March 18, 2014

Michael Lam

The most Bad-Ass womanizer in the universe often referred to as a pagan god

Damn he's the Michael Lam of the Party

by Littlest Lamb September 25, 2014

Michaella

Michaella will be one of your closest friends. She's super creative, talented, sweet and funny. She will most likely find the funniest thing, which will become your an inside joke. Michaella is loves to dance and is amazing at it. Michaella is never far if you need to talk. If you have no Michaella in your life, then you need to find one asap.

"Wow! How do dance like that Michaella?"

by TheNewAvatar October 9, 2020

dreww michael

Dreww Michael is a highkey freak who also happens to make music about real shit

Dreww Michael's new freestyle was fire!

by January Rain March 9, 2015