Went to meeting the other day and some guy pulled out a giant black dildo and started whacking people
by Tricky Surrey March 2, 2022

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by Bgln December 13, 2022

A panic attack brought on after realizing you are late for a meeting that you were not actually invited to. Usually brought on by a calendar with so many meetings and you suffer from the delusion that you have been invited to all meetings.
Jim had a Meeting Induced Panic when he overheard his co-workers discussing a meeting they just left.
Jim suffers from MIP.
Jim suffers from MIP.
by circlesofindecision January 24, 2017

John's gonna meet Steve Aoki in the bathrooms at the Golden Nugget and then head over to Binion's for a Blackjack all-night binge session.
by bubezleeb August 16, 2015

Experiencing a completely different outlook on life after taking psychedelics (like Mike tyson after smoking DMT)
“What happened to Mathew?he used to be so angry all the time.”
“He met the toad after taking shrooms and now he gardens to get rid of all his frustrations “
“Omg You just had 4 tabs of acid!”
“I’m planning on meeting the toad”
“He met the toad after taking shrooms and now he gardens to get rid of all his frustrations “
“Omg You just had 4 tabs of acid!”
“I’m planning on meeting the toad”
by suckmah October 27, 2020
