mask

something to wear over your face

i wear different masks every day

by justin August 17, 2004

Gorilla Mask

Before you have sex, Trim or yank out pubic hair and place it on the night stand next to the bed. Engage in any sexual position you like. When you are going to nut pull out and shoot on her face. After you shoot on her face grab the pubic hair and throw it in her face. This will cause the hair to stick therefore creating the Gorilla Mask.

It is in the definition.Gorilla Mask.

by JoeWilly 1972 May 1, 2007

Dream Mask

The worst animated song on the Internet.
Honestly the animation is dumb and dream used too much reverb and rhyming "mask" with "mask" is not a good thing >:(

Dream's song is still good tho and I think he worked really hard on it only to make an animation which completely shat on it <.<

Dream should've asked his fans to animate it for him (which they would've done gladly)
Instead of hiring cocomelon with a high budget on the shirt XD

Child: Mom can we have dream
Mom: we have dream at home (shows dream mask song)
Child:lmaosdfghjkl *dies

by Dreamstansdontkillmepls June 14, 2021

Armenian Gas-Mask

When a male, sticks his testicles in his partners eyes and proceeds to fart in her mouth.

Jake- Yo I pulled off the Armenian gas-mask last night on my girlfriend.
Rob- Shit nice job dude!

by tt17 May 20, 2008

oxygen mask

adj. too close for comfort, generally to the face

I'll wear dat ass like an oxygen mask.

by don nalgotas September 7, 2005

Ethiopian mud mask

When you shit on your partner's chest during sexual exploits, then use the shit to create a refreshing mudmask on your partner's face. Bonus points for cucumber slices on the eyes.

Diana was surprised when Andy requested that he start his morning with an Ethiopian mud mask. She obliged and proceeded to shit on Andy's chest and rub the steaming pile into his T-zone. Luckily she still had two slices of cucumber from dinner for his puffy eyes.

by d.knitster July 10, 2010

belgian gas mask

You have her on her knees, and torso leaning backwards. You stand above her from behind, and perform a Reverse Bat Wing over her face, effectively covering her nose and mouth, creating an airtight seal as you fart, yelling "Gas, Gas, Gas". Maintaining the seal, as you are about to cum, you yell, "Gas Clear", then remove the seal. While still straddling her head, slide back heavily with your anus, leaving the ultimate Shit Hawk on her forehead while simultaneously cumming on her chin/breasts/knees.

For extra points, best performed after a large burrito dinner.

"Sweetie, I'll admit it, I got drunk in Vegas, and I tried to drop a Belgian Gas Mask, which turned into a Spinal Tap, but which actually brings me to the fact that i have a Steam Cleaner receipt on my Visa.

by nsla November 22, 2010