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Penguin Magic

An online store that sells magic tricks. It's a great store. However, the users of the Penguin Magic forums are spoiled ignorant assholes.
Penguin Magic is a great store, however it's fourms are filled with a bunch of spoiled teenaged assholes.
by FuckPenguinmagic! August 23, 2007
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Maggie

1) n. Nickname for Margaret.

2) n. Commonly used dog's name. If your name is Maggie, chances are every person that ever meets you who happens to have a dog named Maggie (Which will be at least 25% of the people you meet in your life) will immediately reply with, "Oh. My dog's name is Maggie! How cute!" Because they think you A) Care and B) Also think this is "cute".
1) Newborn's mother: "I think I'll name her Margaret."
Friend: "You should call her Maggie for short."

2) Maggie: "Hi, I'm Maggie, nice to meet you."
Girl: "Oh! Your name is Maggie?! My dog's name is Maggie!"
Maggie: *in head: I don't give a fuck.* "That's nice. You should introduce me to her."
by Maggalaggadingdong August 27, 2006
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magical half dozen

a term used by psychedelic chemist alexander shulgin to describe the six actively psychedelic phenethylamines he felt had the most profound and significant effects. these include "2C-B", "2C-T-7", "2C-T-2", "Mescaline", and "DOM" ("STP"). many people think that "MDMA" and "MDA" are part of this group, but nah dude.
i gotta find me some STP, im one short of sampling the magical half dozen.
by wegopijseoi January 10, 2008
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Cock Magician

A girl who makes every cock around her disappear - in one of her holes. (a.k.a - Skank)
"Dude, if you need to get laid you should go over to Jen's. She's a total Cock Magician."
by J..Z.. April 30, 2008
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magic porn

Low quality porn created in a basement disguised as a dungeon, using cheap costumes (i.e. witches' hats, wizard capes, and magic wands). To be avoided at all costs except to laugh at
1. "I just watched some Magic Porn and man is my wand tired"
2. Magic porn-the first time the porn industry badly attempts to recreate the magic of harry potter
by Jen and Kim August 6, 2004
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Magic

Magic is the one thing that nobody can understand- many try to attempt it but yet however convincing an act may be, it's an act none the less. Love is the closest thing anyone has ever discovered to be in any way like magic. Some say that magic is the feeling of happiness we feel inside. Some say it does not exist at all. But others, very very rare others such as myself, know that if we search hard enough and never give up magic will never dessert us- here is the deepest secret nobody knows:

We are magic. The magic is within us. It never leaves. And when we need it the most- search within yourself and you'll find the answer.
There isn't one.... magic is unexplainable.
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Emily Maguire

Emily Maguire is the producer for the Dave, Shelly, and Chainsaw show on 100.7 Jack FM in San Diego. She is insanely hot and is allergic to getting laid. She has an incredible box and will pry it open for any listener who asks her to do it. Unfortunately, it's not the one men want to get access to.

She made a list of 30 things she wanted to do before she turned 30 and apart from a few of those things accomplished; she failed miserably.
If there is a God above, Emily Maguire will throw caution to the wind and throw me a shot.
by unrealgecko August 22, 2011
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