Cigarette machine

Performing a hand job in a male who is defecating.

It is like a cigarette machine. You pull the rod and the pack falls out only this time it is a brown surprise

by Juan Tolchez February 3, 2018

part of the machine

(Preludes) Butt Leach, Brown Nose.

A Person Can Become "Part Of The Machine" If After Receiving A Promotion Or Raise. They Become Obedient To The Authority Often While Having No Regard For Former Relationships.
(A.K.A.) Gone Corporate, Gone Matrix.

Damn! Whats Gotten Into Him Lately? He Treats Us Like Shit and He Thinks His Don't Stink!

Ahh He's "Part Of The Machine" Fuck'em...

by DGringo October 1, 2009

Trash Eating Machine

Someone that takes other peoples ideas and or verbal phrases.

Highly offensive to most of the general population.

That guy is a Trash Eating Machine he stole my phrase of
Trash Eater.

by NaytDawg September 6, 2010

ben the machine

A term used to describe how mad somebody is. They can be no angrier.

Your so Ben The Machine right now.

by matt1697 June 5, 2011

pretty-girl hate machine

A group of girls, usually preps between 13 and 21, who think they are inherently better than everyone else and as such have the right to make other girls feel inferior.

Girl 1: Did you hear what Jessica and her friends said about Kate?
Girl 2: Ignore them, they are just a pretty-girl hate machine.

by SeraphimNoted August 8, 2012

Lily's Garden's Washing Machine

A washing machine that was in a Lily's Garden ad. It was shown from a YouTuber called Bijuu Mike.

Lily's Garden's Washing Machine is naughty!

by DarkDomFan July 1, 2020

Feel so Clean like a Money Machine-a

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Nobody:
Da bois: Feel so clean like a Money Machine-a

by peepeepoopoololz December 18, 2020